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It will be in the mid 70's here tomorrow
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McQuillan walked into a bar and ordered martini after martini, each time removing the olives and placing them in a jar.When the jar was filled with olives and all the drinks consumed, the Irishman started to leave. "S'cuse me," said a customer, who was puzzled over what McQuillan had done. "What was that all about...?" "Nothing," said the Irishman,"my wife just sent me out for a jar of olive."


Hey that's how my hubby shops for olives.
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Happy St Paddy Day to all!

Beautiful day today .... blue skies, temps in the low 80's ... mild breezes ... and of course that yucky green pine pollen everywhere

CQ, that grasshopper looks very tasy, I must say I have never had one. This MUST be fixed, next cruise I will make sure to try one!

Have a great night everyone, remember to kiss someone Irish
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I will have a grasshopper on my next cruise.

It's an eleven day cruise so it will require a few drinks.

I will have to have a drink for each Last Gang Member.


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The last grasshopper I had was about 30 years ago
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The Grasshopper not a very popular drink. There was only one time on a cruise that one of the bars did not make the drink but no biggie just walked a few steps down to the next bar that made it perfectly for me.
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I never tried a grasshopper, but now I am curious and I will try one on the Equinox.

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It was a popular drink in the 60's
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Good morning gang

Happy open bar/bra friday.

We will be enjoying spring-like weather today, which will feel quite nice after the nasty winter we have endured.

I hope that everyone has a nice day.

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Good Morning Gang,

My we have become very colorful of late

The only grasshopper I have ever had was a cookie. I guess I'll have to expand my horizons.
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I was posting in green for St.Patricks Day
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Good Afternoon Gang!

Hope you all are having wonderful weather and a great day!

My day is about over, have a meeting at 2:30 which I hope won't last long and then I can start my weekend, however, at this point in time it looks rather busy - not fun busy but work busy -

Not much going on in my little world, just wanted to pop-in and say hey to all my buddies -

have a great weekend, whether I work or not mine will be great!
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Yes Bob , we like colors.

As far as grasshoppers go, they sold them fried in some of the PX facilities when I was in Vietnam.

The were very popular with the Korean soldiers, but I never had the desire to endulge.

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It is so sunny and beautiful out .I live less than 50 feet from a lake .
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I never tried a grasshopper, but now I am curious and I will try one on the Equinox.

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And I want a full view of the Grasshopper when you get back!!
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CQ, I like your new avatar picture.

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CQ, I like your new avatar picture.

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Thanks TM!! Poolside on the Oasis....
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Thanks TM!! Poolside on the Oasis....
Tha is one of the best places to be.

I will be there again in april 2012.

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Hi gang

It's saturday afternoon, my DW and I will be going out shortly. We will visit my mom then go out to dinner.

I hope that you all are having a nice weekend.

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Sun was out today however it was alittle too cold for me.

Waiting for 80's and 90's days.
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Sun was out today however it was alittle too cold for me.

Waiting for 80's and 90's days.
You sound like Mrs. TM. But I do agree that today was windy and cool.

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We went to NYC to spend the day and then went out to dinner there .
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We went to NYC to spend the day and then went out to dinner there .
NYC is a great place to visit. I love to go there.

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We were in Brooklyn .I haven't been to Manhattan since November ,2009 .
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We were in Brooklyn .I haven't been to Manhattan since November ,2009 .
When you do,we can have a post called (Henry goes back to Manhattan)

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Yes ,perhaps ,Manuel . However ,as of now I am looking forward to Henry went to Connecticut to meet Manuel .
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Good Morning Gang,

It was another beautiful sunny day yesterday - temps were in the 60s, very nice in the sun a little cool in the shade. A good night for Indiana basketball fans as Butler knocked off #1 ranked Pittsburgh - take that Big East

Our next vacation will take in Boston & NYC to see our kiddies. We probably won't go until fall. Our last two summer trips have been pretty steamy.
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Yes ,perhaps ,Manuel . However ,as of now I am looking forward to Henry went to Connecticut to meet Manuel .

We will have to make that a good one.

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Hi kids!!

Happy 1st day of Spring!! However snow showers are in the forecast this week.

Hope everyone is enjoying Sunday....

One of my friends found this $50. bill online. Obama is on it and it is only worth 50 cents. :eek::eek:
With the economy the way it is I do feel my $50. bill is worth only 50 cents!! :|:|:|

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Snow showers predicted here for most of the week .
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