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Good aferternoon gang.

It has been a great wine down here.

We did some sight seeing and Mrs. TM did a bit of shopping.

Now are are going to Elite Captain's Club lounge as we have been doing each night. The bartenders do a great job there. I believe that another grasshopper is in order.

Or maybe two.

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Glad to hear that you are having a wonderful cruise ,Manual
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Hello again

It's way past mid-night, so I can wish you all a happy tequila thursday.

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Happy Tequila Thursday,

Mom's in the hospital again - so heading over there soon.
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Happy Tequila Thursday,

Mom's in the hospital again - so heading over there soon.
I'm sorry to hear this I hope she recovers quickly.
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Good aferternoon gang.

It has been a great wine down here.

We did some sight seeing and Mrs. TM did a bit of shopping.

Now are are going to Elite Captain's Club lounge as we have been doing each night. The bartenders do a great job there. I believe that another grasshopper is in order.

Or maybe two.

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I believe you are now addicted to grasshopper. I think I will have to try one on my next cruise. Did Mrs. TM buy anything good in port?
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The last time I had a grasshopper was about 1969
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Happy Tequila Thursday,

Mom's in the hospital again - so heading over there soon.
I hope that she gets better soon.

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I believe you are now addicted to grasshopper. I think I will have to try one on my next cruise. Did Mrs. TM buy anything good in port?

Yes, I became addicted to the grasshoppers and it's all CQ's fault.

Mrs. TM did buy some good stuff. I will tell you more about it when we get on land.

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My goal in life is to get the whole last gang to have at least one grasshopper while cruising.....; )

Glad you are having an awesome cruise TM!!!
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Bob I'm so sorry to hear about Mom!! Hope it's nothing serious and she will be home soon. She will be in my prayers.
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Good Morning Gang,

Thanks for your prayers. My mother's heart is very weak, probably about 20%. Nevertheless she will probably be released today. This was at least her fourth hospitalization this year. It has been a strange week for her. Monday she was out for a long lunch with her high school classmates (Class or '44) then Tuesday was hospitalized with chest pain - at the time no big deal, Wednesday her breathing became very labored and she was heavily sedated for pain. We went over yesterday and she was alert, chatty and lucid. And so we go day by day.

TM - thanks for cruising so Kat could bring us this spectacular virtual.
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Monday April 11 Ft. Lauderdale
Tuesday April 12 At Sea
Wednesday April 13 Cozumel Mexico
Thursday April 14 Roatan Island Honduras
Friday April 15 At Sea
Saturday April 16 Puerto Limon, Costa Rica
Sunday April 17 Colon Panama
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Good Morning Gang,

Thanks for your prayers. My mother's heart is very weak, probably about 20%. Nevertheless she will probably be released today. This was at least her fourth hospitalization this year. It has been a strange week for her. Monday she was out for a long lunch with her high school classmates (Class or '44) then Tuesday was hospitalized with chest pain - at the time no big deal, Wednesday her breathing became very labored and she was heavily sedated for pain. We went over yesterday and she was alert, chatty and lucid. And so we go day by day.

TM - thanks for cruising so Kat could bring us this spectacular virtual.
That's difficult to watch a loved one go through. Good to hear she was feeling better yesterday. Hopefully today will also be a good day.
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Happy Saturday kids!!!

OMG TM's cruise is over who is next to cruise?? I'm so spoiled I want another virtual..

Happy Easter Gang!!

Bob how is Mom??
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Good morning gang

We are in Daytona Beach Shores, for the next few days. Mrs. TM's best friend recently bought a condo here right on the beach and we are their guests so we can wind down after the cruise.

Bob I am sending get well wishes for your mom.

And to all the gang, have a Happy Easter.


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28 days is the magic # ,Manual
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28 days is the magic # ,Manual
At our age, time goes by fast. So it will get here fast.

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I'm looking forward to the get together but aside from that time is going by too fast .
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I am looking forward to the get together as well.

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Hopefully it will be a nice sunny day .
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Hopefully it will be a nice sunny day .
it's not we will make our own sunshine.

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27 days and counting
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It's now after midnight, so we are down to 26 days.

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Good Morning Gang,

Prayers and well wishes are greatly appreciated.

Mom had been discharged on Friday but then had another "episode" while still in the hospital room - real bad. We spent most of the weekend in the hospital. It is a small town - we actually brought in our Easter dinner and took shifts with Mom. She had started to perk up a little just before we left but was still pretty wiped out. She will probably be discharged today into hospice care.
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hi kids!!

Bob so sorry to hear about mom. Nice of the family to spend Easter in the hospital with mom. We did the same last Father's Day when Dad was admitted. My prayers continue for your Mom....

Have a good day everyone...
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Prayers and well wishes are greatly appreciated.

Mom had been discharged on Friday but then had another "episode" while still in the hospital room - real bad. We spent most of the weekend in the hospital. It is a small town - we actually brought in our Easter dinner and took shifts with Mom. She had started to perk up a little just before we left but was still pretty wiped out. She will probably be discharged today into hospice care.
I'm sorry to hear she had another episode. You and your family will be in my thoughts and prayers.
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Good morning gang

Bob, I'm sending prayers for your mom, and I hope that the Lord gives you and your family strenght to handle this ordeal.

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It looks like Henry has the next cruise. Henry I would love to do a vitural for your 2011-HAL -July 17 to Bermuda. Which ship will you be on?
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