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We spent the day in NYC
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Good morning gang

Happy mojito monday

I wish you all a nice week.

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Good morning from warm and sunny NY .I am meeting friends for lunch at a seaside resort area where we shall discuss anything BUT politics .
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Good Morning Gang!

A cool Monday here in KS, but at least the sun is shining, will start warming up later in the week.

Not much going on -

TM - the cruise sounded wonderful, glad you and Mrs. TM had a great time

well, better get back to work - justed wanted to drop in and say "Hey" to everyone

have a great rest of the day!
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Good morning gang

Happy Tea Tuesday.

Not much posting yesterday. I hope that everyone is OK.

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Hi TM welcome back your cruise sounds like a blast. I would love to take a bridge tour on one of my cruises. I'm also been interested to see the kicthen. Dancing with the the strips sounds like a blast. What joke did you tell on the ship? Mrs. TM got a necklace and earrings are they gold silver etc. I'm glad to hear you guys have a great time.
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Good afternoon gang,

It is nice to stop in and read about the wonderful world of cruising for a while.

Sunday we collected the DS, went to church and then to see Mom. I spent the night. Mom mostly sleeps now. Wife and kids are off to see her grandmother. Lots of family time being squeezed into a few days. And, the DD is trying to work 8 hours a day too.
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Hi TM welcome back your cruise sounds like a blast. I would love to take a bridge tour on one of my cruises. I'm also been interested to see the kicthen. Dancing with the the strips sounds like a blast. What joke did you tell on the ship? Mrs. TM got a necklace and earrings are they gold silver etc. I'm glad to hear you guys have a great time.

The necklace that Mrs. TM got has some gold, but the main thing is the emeralds that Colombia is famous for. Mrs. TM's favorite color is green so she loves the emeralds. Shr already has quite a bit of gold that I bought her, that is from Portugal and and Italy.

The joke that I told was a bit racy, so I won't tell it here.

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Good afternoon gang,

It is nice to stop in and read about the wonderful world of cruising for a while.

Sunday we collected the DS, went to church and then to see Mom. I spent the night. Mom mostly sleeps now. Wife and kids are off to see her grandmother. Lots of family time being squeezed into a few days. And, the DD is trying to work 8 hours a day too.
Bob, I know how dificult it is to deal with elderly parents. My mom, who has dimentia, started to ask to see her father. Whenever any family member goes to visit her she asks why her father does not come to see her.
She does not believe that she is 89 years old.

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Good morning gang.

Happy wine down wednesday.

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The magic number is now 17
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Good Morning Gang!

It's a rather dismal day here in Ks, it's raining and cool, but should clear off later today and then tomorrow we start warming up!

Not much going on - just work and more work

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Good morning gang

Happy tequila tursday

And happy Cinco de Mayo as well.

We are having a sunny but cool day. I am looking for warmer weather so I can plant my tomatoes.

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Hi Gang,

My mom passed yesterday. The support of the Last Gang has been encouraging throughout her illness. I think there is definitely some tequila in today's forecast.
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The necklace that Mrs. TM got has some gold, but the main thing is the emeralds that Colombia is famous for. Mrs. TM's favorite color is green so she loves the emeralds. Shr already has quite a bit of gold that I bought her, that is from Portugal and and Italy.

The joke that I told was a bit racy, so I won't tell it here.

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The necklace sounds beautiful. I love emeralds. Racy joke now my mind is thinking all kinds of things.
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Hi Gang,

My mom passed yesterday. The support of the Last Gang has been encouraging throughout her illness. I think there is definitely some tequila in today's forecast.
I'm so sorry for you loss. I will keep you and your family in my thoughts and prayers I know how difficult this is for you.
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Bob, I send my condolences. Your mom and your faily will be onour thoughts and prayers.

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Sorry for your loss ,Bob
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Good morning gang

Open bar / bra friday is here, I hope that you all have a good one.

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HI gang

I hope that everyone has a nice weekend.

I will be quite busy today but I will post again this evening.

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Its a beautiful hot sunny day today in my part of NY .We are getting together with friends .
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Bob I am so so so sorry for your loss. My prayers are with you.
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Internet connection issues once again.....I just love my cable co.
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Hi gang

I spent the afternoon visiting my mom and she was in a cheerful mood. Some days her dimentia is not as bad as others.

Happy mother's day to all the mom's who read this thread.

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We went to a very early dinner this evening with friends .
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I know the feeling.

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Happy Mother's Day to all the Last Gang Mom's and mothers of the Last Gang.

We take our kids back to the airport today. At least they will get a little time with their Mom today
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