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Old July 14th, 2011, 06:52 PM
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I can be the virtual man. It will give me a good look at Bermuda before we sail in October. Here is our itinerary.

Sun, Jul 17 New York City
Mon, Jul 18 At Sea
Tue, Jul 19 St. George/Bermuda
Tue, Jul 19 Hamilton
Wed, Jul 20 Hamilton
Thu, Jul 21 Hamilton
Fri, Jul 22 Hamilton
Sat, Jul 23 At Sea
Sun, Jul 24 New York City
Thank you this sounds like a fun cruise.
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Old July 14th, 2011, 08:10 PM
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Only 12 pages to go, for us to see the dancing cows and chickens.

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Old July 14th, 2011, 10:15 PM
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I will miss your posts while you are away on your cruise.

But I do want you to have a great time.

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Thanks very much . I will be posting tomorrow and Saturday .I am leaving here too early on Sunday (I think) to post .
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Good morning gang

Happy open bar / bra friday.

May you all have a beautiful day that leads into a great weekend.

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Old July 15th, 2011, 08:39 AM
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Good Morning Gang,

Happy Friday to all!
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Old July 15th, 2011, 10:30 AM
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Happy Friday to everyone. Weekends here have a can of beer. After today I'm on vacation for a week. It should be fun. I don't think it will rain this time while we are camping. That will be a nice change. I need to wash my dogs today. Two dirty dogs in a trailer would not be good. Have a great day.
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Old July 15th, 2011, 02:12 PM
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Kat - have a great time on your camping trip - do you head to the mountains? No. Cal?
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Old July 15th, 2011, 04:13 PM
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Kat, I do hope that you have a fun camping trip.

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Old July 15th, 2011, 04:20 PM
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2 days and counting till my cruise
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Old July 15th, 2011, 08:39 PM
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It's going to be lonely here next week without Kat amd Henry.

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Old July 15th, 2011, 09:35 PM
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I will be here in spirit
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Old July 15th, 2011, 09:46 PM
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Henry, I see you have a new picture in your avatar.

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Old July 15th, 2011, 10:11 PM
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Henry, I see you have a new picture in your avatar.

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Its a hairy guy with a woman who was quite well known in the 80's especially to people living in the Washington ,DC .
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Old July 15th, 2011, 11:46 PM
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The evening is almost over and it will be morning shortly.

Henry's cruise is almost here.

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Old July 16th, 2011, 07:47 AM
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Happy Saturday to everyone. 28 days til we cruise on the Inspiration. Wow its been way to long between cruises
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Old July 16th, 2011, 07:54 AM
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Good Morning Gang,

Happy Saturday - getting an early start today. Have to do a little work before my weekend can begin.
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Old July 16th, 2011, 08:43 AM
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Good morning gang

Bob you need to finish your work so that you will have time to do the virtual cruise.

Pocono Pug, it's nice to see your post and I'm sure that you will have a great cruise.

Henry, you must be all packed and ready to go.

Have a nice weekend folks.

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Old July 16th, 2011, 10:31 AM
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Good morning gang

Bob you need to finish your work so that you will have time to do the virtual cruise.

Pocono Pug, it's nice to see your post and I'm sure that you will have a great cruise.

Henry, you must be all packed and ready to go.

Have a nice weekend folks.

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Normally we do not pack till the night before the cruise .However we are going to dinner this evening with friends and we packed last night .
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Old July 16th, 2011, 02:04 PM
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Normally we do not pack till the night before the cruise .However we are going to dinner this evening with friends and we packed last night .
Enjoy your dinner tonight. It's a nice way to get in the mood for a cruise.

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Old July 17th, 2011, 03:58 AM
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With Henry going on a cruise and Kat on a camping trip, I will be last for a long time.

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Old July 17th, 2011, 04:41 AM
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It's early in the morning, so am I the first to post or am I the last?

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Old July 17th, 2011, 09:14 AM
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Good Morning Gang,

It's time to play Cruise Mate's favorite game show: Where is Henry?

Sun, Jul 17 New York City

Mon, Jul 18 At Sea
Tue, Jul 19 St. George/Bermuda
Tue, Jul 19 Hamilton
Wed, Jul 20 Hamilton
Thu, Jul 21 Hamilton
Fri, Jul 22 Hamilton
Sat, Jul 23 At Sea
Sun, Jul 24 New York City



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Old July 17th, 2011, 09:16 AM
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Where is Katlady - nobody knows. She and her hubby went camping.

Maybe they went to Yosemite:

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Old July 17th, 2011, 09:50 AM
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Good morning Bob!

And also good morning to anyone who sees this post.

I have to say that our virtual cruise got off to a splendid start.

And those pictures of Yosemite are awsome.

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Hello!

Did everyone have a nice day?

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Me and my cows
I needed to see those cows. At least they are happy.

I am sad because the US women did not win the world cup.


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Hi Gang,

We had a nice weekend, but missed the end of the WWC game. I guess I missed disappointment. We saw Japan get the equalizer but had to leave for church. So it goes.

Everybody have a great Mojito Monday.
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Good Morning Gang,

It's time to play Cruise Mate's favorite game show: Where is Henry?
Sun, Jul 17 New York City
Mon, Jul 18 At Sea
Tue, Jul 19 St. George/Bermuda
Tue, Jul 19 Hamilton
Wed, Jul 20 Hamilton
Thu, Jul 21 Hamilton
Fri, Jul 22 Hamilton
Sat, Jul 23 At Sea
Sun, Jul 24 New York City



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Old July 18th, 2011, 06:50 AM
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Where is Katlady - nobody knows. She and her hubby (and Buddy Boy) went camping.

Maybe they went to Lake Tahoe:

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Old July 18th, 2011, 07:11 AM
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Good morning Gang

Happy mojito monday.

It's a hot one today, so we might need an extra mojito.

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