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Old January 8th, 2008, 10:47 AM
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I like to drink moderately and I don't smoke 2 out 4 ain't bad. Plus I'm last again. 8)
just drink screwdrivers and your ok...4-5 a day would get you your required fruit servings.
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since I like the Peach Absolute vodka, I get 8-10 servings of fruits.
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I smoked for 27 years, quit, gained 40 pounds and gave up tequila.

I have an exercise bike in the area between the dining room and living room (so I can see the tv).
There is a weight machine in the garage ( I know, because I saw it the other day).
I am going to lose one pound per week.
3 so far since the 1st.

And I'm last.
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I started last year weighing 249lbs(my all time highest) and am now down to 205lbs.....I wrestled at 145 lbs all thru high school
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in '92 I weighed 219 pounds.
Went to SD on business, rented a Mustang, hit a tree, in a coma for 13 days and lost 48 pounds...that's always an option!!
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in '92 I weighed 219 pounds.
Went to SD on business, rented a Mustang, hit a tree, in a coma for 13 days and lost 48 pounds...that's always an option!!
Not to make you feel old or anything but in '92, I was in high school.
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What makes you think I wasn't?

I'm 48 years old.
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Not to make you feel old or anything but in '92, I was in high school.
Partsguy is the baby of the bunch! :evil:
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I like to drink moderately and I don't smoke 2 out 4 ain't bad. Plus I'm last again. 8)
just drink screwdrivers and your ok...4-5 a day would get you your required fruit servings.

YUMMY!!
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I smoked for 27 years, quit, gained 40 pounds and gave up tequila.

I have an exercise bike in the area between the dining room and living room (so I can see the tv).
There is a weight machine in the garage ( I know, because I saw it the other day).
I am going to lose one pound per week.
3 so far since the 1st.

And I'm last.
Rinker that is great that you quit smoking after all those years! Good for you!
And already 3 pds since the 1st is great too!
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Aw shucks!!!...Thanks

The thing that piled on the pounds was being in the south in July.
107 degrees...I'd go to my room and grab two beers. I'd skull the first one standing in front of the fridge and then take at least ten minutes to finish the second.
Then we'd meet for dinner and start with a dozen oysters followed by some kind of fried food.

But the biggest thing was driving out there. I'd eat two bags a day of pretzel logs dipped in Cheeze Wiz!!
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Rinker this site is great for getting a calorie target http://www.mayoclinic.com/health/cal...ulator/NU00598 I have a calorie log spread sheet (excel). I put the calories in subtract out the exercise calories. Calorieking has a great food database it includes fast food and regular restuarants. http://www.calorieking.com/ The calorieking website appears to be down right now. Health weight loss is about 1-2 pounds a week. Men lose faster and at the start of a new eating plan you will lose better. Good luck and keep up the good work. Partsguy how old are you? Make me feel like an old broad. Last.
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Well Kat from the look of your picture I was thinking you are in your 20's.

serious! 8)
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No better broad than an old broad!!

Kat, I found that site on my own...it's great.
I ride the bike for 30 minutes in the morning and 30 in the evening.

A pound equals 3000 calories so I actually have to slow down so I don't lose too fast.
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Ah my 20s the good old days. I actually !(^( there appears to be something wrong with my computer. I will try again, I'm ######years old. No, my computer will not let me put in my age. Go figure. Just remember I'm 13 months younger then Crazysis. 8)
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What is it with women and their age?

How much difference can it possibly make?

I would not imagine caring about age when pulling back the covers.


I'm plenty eight and proud to still be here.
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I am 32 yrs young.....my bride turned 30 on a little 4 day cruise this past summer...definately made turning 30 much easier for her to take....
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No seriously I'm ###$% % years old. It's my computer, not me I would tell you. Oh and I'm last.
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