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Old August 3rd, 2011, 10:17 PM
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Bob and his DW are probably still in the hot tub.

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I've led such a sheltured life .I've never been in a hot tub.
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Good Morning Gang,

Happy Thursday. Getting a little work done before heading to the gym.

Didn't make it to the hot tub last night. The DW was on the phone with the DD. By the time they were off of the phone I was ready for bed.
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dumb joke. I couldn't resist

Two women were sitting by the pool, and one asked what kind of water they fill the pool with -- fresh water or sea water? The cruise director answered, "Sea water." "Oh, that explains why it's so rough today."
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dumb joke. I couldn't resist

Two women were sitting by the pool, and one asked what kind of water they fill the pool with -- fresh water or sea water? The cruise director answered, "Sea water." "Oh, that explains why it's so rough today."

That is quite good. I like it.

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Good morning gang.

Happy tequila thursday.

I hope that you all enjoy your day.

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The very same to you ,Manuel
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It's been a nice but busy day. I got a haircut, went to visit my mom and watered my garden.

How did your day turn out?

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I got together with friends who are in from Florida .We had a good meal and a lot of good conversation .
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Good food and great conversation are two of the best things in life.

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Good morning gang

Happy open bar / bra friday.

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Good Morning Gang,

We have just about survived another long hot week.
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Good Morning Gang,

We have just about survived another long hot week.
Same here, but it beats a cold snowy week.

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We were without internet for a couple of hours - I was getting twitchy. But thankfully everything is back to normal.

I think it will be cool enough that we will go to an outdoor concert tonight. DW is out getting our picnic dinner right now.
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Bob, enjoy that outdoor concert.

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Enjoy the concert ,Bob
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Old August 5th, 2011, 10:25 PM
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Good evening.

Is anyone still up?

Or will I be the last one to post tonight?




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Old August 5th, 2011, 10:27 PM
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I am still up
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I am still up
Good!

I will be here until the 11PM news.

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I was doing some research re my next cruise and popped back on here .
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It's allways good to get another pop.

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Good morning gang!

The weekend is here, so let me wish that you have a nice one.

Is it me or is august flying by?

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August is flying by
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Bob, how was the concert?

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Whom did you see in concert ,Bob ?
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Good mornig gang

I wish you all a beautiful sunday.

We ehad over two inches of rain, so far, but we needed it as the lawns were getting quite brown.

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It was a very sunny day here .I celebrated the birthday of my youngest grand child .
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Good evening gang.

Henry, I'm happy for you and your family that you had a nice birthday celelebration for your grandaughter.

We went to visit my mom this afternoon and she was not doing so well. Physically she is not doing that bad, but her Dimentia is getting worse.
Today she was very confused.

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Sorry to hear that about your mom ,Manuel .
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Sorry to hear that about your mom ,Manuel .
This is why we have to live life to the fullest while we can.

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