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last and evil! :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil:
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last and evil! :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil:
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Kitten!
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I was leaning toward that...because of the tail.


...or a spider monkey with eczema.
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CQ's Kitten is cute. I had a Silver tipped Persian we could have played Austin Powers. This is a picture of Grover he lived until 15 years old. We got him cause his owners moved to Hawaii and they couldn't take the cat to the island.
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I was leaning toward that...because of the tail.


...or a spider monkey with eczema.
:evil: :evil: :evil:
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Grover with a haircut
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CQ's Kitten is cute. I had a Silver tipped Persian we could have played Austin Powers. This is a picture of Grover he lived until 15 years old. We got him cause his owners moved to Hawaii and they couldn't take the cat to the island.
Kat He is soooo cute! I like Persians.
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like the haircut! 8)
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that is funny, I was looking into the Sphynx. They have no hair and need weekly baths. But still cute!
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does she like the baths?
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does she like the baths?
HATES it!
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Kat,

Was watching the People's Choice Awards but the writers strike is still going on so it was just Queen Latifa hosting the show but there were no stars there. So no red carpet and beautiful gowns to look at. Oh yea and no johnny depp either. :evil: :evil:


I like Queen Latifa she is a pretty lady and I love her personality.


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L A S T

What a cute couple!
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Is that you and the hubby? No writers for the Golden Globes either. That is my favorite awards show because the stars are drinking. I love drunk awards speeches.
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Yes drunk award speeches are the best!

No that is my sister and my girlfriends DH. They had so much fun on the Gem last week. It was a group of about 20. You can cruise with these folks on any ship and have fun. But if you get embarressed easily then maybe they might not be the cruisers to cruise with.

Kat, I mentioned this on another post but the disco on that ship had beds in it like some of the clubs in New York.
But the best part is they have a "SHIP N Dales" show for the ladies that was so much fun. I'll try to post a pic of that.

I guess you can't rule out any ship!

Here is the link to some of my photos.
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Partsguy,

What ship are you cruising on next??? I see you will be cruising soon.


My son wears his CROATIA Soccer Jersey very proudly!

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Dario Simic Plays for AC Milan on Defense



My guy Luis Figo plays for Inter Milan as a mid fielder.


They played each other on 12/23/07 final score Inter 2 Milan 1 Your guy is cute.
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Yes dario is a good looking guy!

I can't see your guy the pic is Marked as an X I hate when that happens. post it again!
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CQ,we are sailing on Carnival Miracle...Kat, love the cat....
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Darn it here is Luis Figo
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Partsguy you are cruising very soon! :evil: :evil:

Kat still no pic of luis! :evil:
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They played each other on 12/23/07 final score Inter 2 Milan 1 Your guy is cute.
I did wear my AC Milan Jersey that day! 8)

My house is like a soccer store.
There are only a few jerseys we don't have. last cruise the cabin attendent was from Costa Rica and he gave us a jersey. That was really nice of him! 8)
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This is strange the Luis Figo pic wasn't showing up now it is. But you can't see it. What the heck!!! It must be an AC Milan fan messing up my post.
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OK Kat I see him now!

good player but my guy is cuter!


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Ladies!!!!
Back to the subject at hand!





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