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Old March 25th, 2012, 12:38 AM
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Hello all,
We were away with family in Barbados for five weeks from late January till early March. Spent our time on the Atlantic Coast at Cattlewash where my sister-in-law leant us one of her flats.
Perfectly lazy, read books, walks on the beach, some driving around, saw family and cousins and even went and saw the Concorde exhibition. Have a picture of Liz and I in our seats waiting for the flight from Grantley Adams to Heathrow.

Our Alaska cruises start at Ogden Point , Victoria Canada on April 15, 2012 and we expect 229 ships to dock.

Liz and I will be taking a repositioning cruise in May to celebrate our wedding anniversary from LA to Victoria, which is neat as we only have to fly out to LA and get off the ship in Victoria
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Old March 25th, 2012, 01:01 AM
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Sounds like you're living the good live.
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Old March 25th, 2012, 10:46 AM
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Hi Rob - welcome back. Must have been nice to replace Vancouver with Barbados for five weeks. Handy to have family with extra flats in such a beautiful place.
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Old March 25th, 2012, 08:21 PM
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Good evening Gang.

We are in Fredericksburg, Virginia at a Best Western that has a guest computer, so I took the opportunity to say Hi.

We had a nice drive from Ct. and will continue on tomorrow. We don't have to rush, so we try to get a good night's rest and then a nice break fast before we start out tomorrow morning.

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Old March 25th, 2012, 10:17 PM
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Safe journey TM.
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Old March 26th, 2012, 08:51 AM
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Good Morning Gang,
The weather is starting to act a little more like Spring but still on the warm side a little bit. Looks like it is time to get out the lawn mower.
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Old March 26th, 2012, 11:15 AM
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Good Morning people. :-D

Good to see Rob back sounds like a really relaxing vacation.

TM is also traveling have a safe trip TM.

We got some rain this weekend. No rain expected today. But a big storm is coming through. It's a good thing; we could use the water. In less then a month I will be in Florida getting ready to board my ship. I haven't done any planning this trip and I won't be doing any. I'm leaving things up to my hubby. This should be interesting.
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Old March 26th, 2012, 02:24 PM
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Good morning Gang.

Mmm, Kat, I don't know about letting the hubby plan it all. I hope it all wokr well and you have a good time. If so, you could let him do the work from now on.
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Good evening gang

I am back in Florida. The second leg of our trip was a nice drive from Virginia.
Now will be here until may 9th., then we will fly to Ct. for a week.

Since I am back at my computer, I have to catch up on my posting.

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Old March 27th, 2012, 08:35 AM
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Good Morning Gang - Happy Tea Tuesday!

TM glad you made it back to FL. It turned a little cool this AM. Had to turn on the furnace. The DW had the ceiling fan cranking - I had to get out of bed to warm up.
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Hi Kids...Happy Tea Day!!

Ok who brought back old man winter??? From 70's to 30's... :eek:

TM enjoy the florida sun!
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Old March 27th, 2012, 03:19 PM
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Good afternoon Gang.

I hope that you all are having a nice tea tuesday.

I left Ct. just in time. Last night the temps up there were 20 or less. It's quite nice here, sunny and mid-eighties.

Henry has been gone for some time. It will be nice when he starts to post again.

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Old March 27th, 2012, 03:20 PM
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... :eek:

TM enjoy the florida sun!
My DW is thrilled to be back in the sunshine.

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Old March 28th, 2012, 08:18 AM
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Good Morning Gang,

We made it back into 70s by day's end and will be there again today. Nevertheless, we have kept the furnace on. I woke up very chilly yesterday. It can be quite cool down here in the basement.

Everybody have a great day.
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Old March 28th, 2012, 10:35 AM
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Good morning Gang.

Henry will be happy that Colton is no longer on Survivor.
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Old March 28th, 2012, 01:43 PM
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Good afternoon Gang

Happy wine down wednesday.

I was busy this morning and did not have time to post.

I hope that everyone is doing doing well.

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Old March 29th, 2012, 12:18 AM
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Hi Kids...Happy Tea Day!!

Ok who brought back old man winter??? From 70's to 30's... :eek:

TM enjoy the florida sun!
We have rain here too. But in 30 days I will be heading for the Caribbean Yeah. Hey CQ do you know if FOS has Zumba classes on board ship? If so how much are they? Thanks.
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Old March 29th, 2012, 12:23 AM
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Good morning Gang.

Mmm, Kat, I don't know about letting the hubby plan it all. I hope it all wokr well and you have a good time. If so, you could let him do the work from now on.
He will probably screw it up on purpose so he doesn't have to do it again. Shoot I have done laundry only once in my 18 year marriage. I turned my hubby's favorite shorts pink and I never had to do laundry again. I bumped into the washing machine once and accidentally turned in on. I had to go grab my hubby to learn how to turn it back off. Washing machines are confusing. BTW my hubby doesn't do bathrooms so he may be smarter then me.
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Old March 29th, 2012, 08:58 AM
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Good Morning All,

Feeling a little sore today. Spent some time yesterday demo-ing a planter. Got it about half down. Hope to mow some this evening and then attack the rest of the planter this weekend.
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Good Morning Gang

Happy tequila thursday

Today we are paying a few bills then we will take a drive along the beach.

I wish you all a nice day.

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Good Morning All,

Feeling a little sore today. Spent some time yesterday demo-ing a planter. Got it about half down. Hope to mow some this evening and then attack the rest of the planter this weekend.
Bob, I know the feeling. I had a bunch of yard work to do when we came came back from Ct. and I am feeling pretty sore this morning.

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He will probably screw it up on purpose so he doesn't have to do it again. .
Just make sure that he plans for some time to have dinner with Mr. and Mrs. TM.

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Just make sure that he plans for some time to have dinner with Mr. and Mrs. TM.

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That is for sure in the plans!!!:-D I didn't leave that up to my hubby.
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Hello Gang!! Happy Tequila Thursday!!

TM that is a good plan paying bills then heading to the beach!

Kat I'm not sure about Zumba onboard. I would think by now they should have zumba classes. Zumba is so popular it's everywhere these days. I just got Zumba 2 for WII it's so awesome love it. And now Burlesque is taking over. I took a class and boy let me tell you my heart rate was going full force what a workout and fun too! With my new Burlesque moves I'm learning I may just stay in Vegas and get a job as a showgirl.

Have a great day kids!!
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I sure am looking forward to finally meet Kat and her Hubby.:-D

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I made some new friends on my cruise that ended today.
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Hey Henry welcome back - we look forward to hearing about your cruise. You sort of snuck off on us, we didn't get to do a virtual along with you.
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Hi Bob ,the only negative took place leaving the ship yesterday on the way tp the shuttle bus .A woman pulling a suitcase rolled it over my left foot .I screamed in pain and neither she nor her husband apologized .His response was to tell me that I had another foot.
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Good morning Gang.

Welcome back Henry. We missed you. Glad you had a good time. Soory about the rude suitcase people. Hope your foot is all right now.
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Hi Gang

I did not post this morning because of computer issues.

Henry welcome back.

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