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Old April 13th, 2012, 10:09 AM
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Morning Gang. I hope you have a good day.
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Old April 13th, 2012, 04:18 PM
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Hi kids! Happy Friday the 13th!

Weather is going to great this weekend! :-D

TM....in Vegas we did a comedy show almost every night. Love Comedy. ALso did....Paris hotel tower ride, went downtown and the famous pawn shop, Wax museum, circus circus amusement park, Ny Ny coaster, pool lounging and a friend got married at the Viva Las Vegas wedding chapel by Elvis himself. Rode in a limo to and from the chapel. I don't gamble (shhh...don't tell the casino owners)

We missed out on the zipline downtown the line was very long....next year.

The hotels are amazing! Mirage, Palazzo, Belaggio and Wynn just to name a few. Mr. Steve Wynn has earned himself bragging rights his hotel is beautiful.

Henry if one has a job or retired with income coming in I think Vegas is an affordable place to live. The housing market is cheap. and the Real Estate taxes are crazy low.

I'm missing my Grasshopper ....Until the next Vaca...

Have a super weekend gang!
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CQ/VQ, Sounds like you had a great time in Vegas.

I also have enjoyed all my trips to Vegas. I will have to take a trip there ASAP.

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Old April 13th, 2012, 10:26 PM
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Two of my childhood friends retired to Vegas .If I followed suit I would be spending too much time at the casinos .
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Old April 13th, 2012, 10:31 PM
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If you lived a little further away from the Strip, you would be strong enough not to go to the casinos too often.

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Old April 13th, 2012, 11:21 PM
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I find myself frequenting casino's more than ever before .
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I find myself frequenting casino's more than ever before .
That's OK. The main thing is that you enjoy it.

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Hi Kids! Happy Sangria Saturday!

I guess if you keep within your limit/budget some gambling is ok....However too many people get into some trouble.

I was talking to one of the locals and she said she lives 20 minutes from the strip and the strip is no big deal once you live in Vegas. She said people assume she lives a block from the strip and is on the strip every day. Actually she has to remind people ....outside of the strip there are nice neighborhoods, schools, shops, churches, theaters etc. etc. just like any other town.

I did love waking up in Vegas to a beautiful sunny sky each day.

Have a fun day all!!
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Old April 14th, 2012, 10:37 AM
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Good morning Gang

Happy Sangria saturday.

Vegasqueen is a nice name, but I will allways think of you as The Cruisequeen.

It is nice to wake up to a sunny warm day. I actually had some reservations about living in Florida, but now I would not leave.

Have a nice weekend folks.

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Good morning Gang. Let's all have a great day!
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Good morning Gang. Let's all have a great day!
I second that emotion.

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Another babysitting weekend here
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Old April 14th, 2012, 02:17 PM
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Good Afternoon Gang,

I slept in until 1 o'clock - what a bum. It is good to be the bum every now and then.
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Old April 14th, 2012, 02:38 PM
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Good Afternoon Gang,

I slept in until 1 o'clock - what a bum. It is good to be the bum every now and then.
Especially when you are a nice bum.

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Old April 14th, 2012, 04:22 PM
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You must have needed the sleep Bob. Enjoy the rest of your day. :-D
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The evening is here.

Did you all have a nice day?

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Old April 14th, 2012, 08:55 PM
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Yeah. I went to the store and bought a few groceries. Talked to my mom. Today is the parents 64th anniversary. She was worried dad would pass today. Actually, I had, too. That would suck. Looks like we'll make it. That's a good thing.
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Moiraine, it would not be good foryour dad to pass away on their anniversary.
Now the main thing is that he does not suffer.

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He seems comfortable for the most part. He has moments of clarity that are painful for the both of us when he realizes that he is starving to death or he has been mean to someone. It's heartbreaking. If he's going to be demented, I wish it would be 100% of the time.
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As far as dimentia, my mom is the same way. Some days she is quite with it. At other times she is totally confused and does not hane any memory at all.

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I'm finding a lot of people my age with short term memory loss.
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I'm finding a lot of people my age with short term memory loss.
Which make things scary for us.

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Yes , very scary
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We do have to focus on the positive things in our lives.

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I am contemplating shaving my beard but keeping my mustache and if so I believe I will resemble Kuki ,just a thought .
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I don't see you resembling Kuki that much.

You might like not having a beard during the hot summer.

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I spent the summer of 2005 beardless .
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Old April 15th, 2012, 10:01 PM
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Maybe we should take a poll to see if the majority wants you to shave.

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Good night Gang

May the coming week bring you good things and no stress.

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Good Morning Gang,

Happy Mojito Monday - we are ready for another week. Printed out my state tax forms last night (sending in a check.) I had 8 different forms for a simple return.
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