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Old November 16th, 2012, 10:35 AM
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I am looking forward to 2013, 2012 was a terrible year.
Lakers Fan, I am with you!! This year has not been my finest! I CANNOT wait to turn 51 in January! Hoping for less medical problems next year!
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Old November 16th, 2012, 10:46 AM
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Good morning Gang! Just checking in. Got in last night. Hoo boy! I feel like I have a giant hang over. No, I did n ot have that much to drink, just that much fun...but it's catching up with me. I had a blast. Thanks for the virtual cruise Kat. I hope you all enjoyed it. I hope Bob is enjoying his cruise as well. I'll be back this evening or tomorrow after I've rested and tell you more. I understand from my brother that I'm going to have to run again for Thanksgiving here in a few days. Hope you are all doing well.
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Old November 16th, 2012, 10:51 AM
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Lakers Fan, I am with you!! This year has not been my finest! I CANNOT wait to turn 51 in January! Hoping for less medical problems next year!

I wish I was going to be 51 .I am in my 8th.decade of life .

I wish for a year without deaths due to illness

I wish for a year without wars and starvation

I wish for a year without medical problems .There is one particular illness that I had been suffering from every year from 1986 to 2011 . If I can get through the next 45 days free of this problem for me personally it will be wonderful.
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Old November 16th, 2012, 11:07 AM
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Good morning Gang! Just checking in. Got in last night. Hoo boy! I feel like I have a giant hang over. No, I did n ot have that much to drink, just that much fun...but it's catching up with me. I had a blast. Thanks for the virtual cruise Kat. I hope you all enjoyed it. I hope Bob is enjoying his cruise as well. I'll be back this evening or tomorrow after I've rested and tell you more. I understand from my brother that I'm going to have to run again for Thanksgiving here in a few days. Hope you are all doing well.
Welcome back I love doing the virtuals it kind of makes me feel like I went along with you. That looked like a great cruise I can't wait to hear all the details. I haven't been on the NCL Sun before. Get some rest then I expect a full report.
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Welcome back Moiraine.

I'm glad that you had a great cruise.

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Welcome home ,Moraine.
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I wish for a year without medical problems .There is one particular illness that I had been suffering from every year from 1986 to 2011 . If I can get through the next 45 days free of this problem for me personally it will be wonderful.

I certainly pray that you get your wishes.

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Old November 17th, 2012, 09:43 AM
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Good morning Gang. Thanks for the welcome home.

I hope we all have a healthy year.

I had a wonderful time. Dominica was great. I want to go back. I did not see any whales or dolphins but had a nice time looking for them. Did see some flying fish and got a beautiful view of the island from offshore. We did not get back in time to do an island tour, which was a bummer. Oh well, it's an excuse to go back. We did shop at the flea markets and talked to the folks there.

I had looked forward to St. Lucia and was disappointed. I want to go back there and try again. I had the worst tour I've ever had. I booked it last minute and it really was not much. It just took us around town and mostly stopped for shopping. Too top it off, our guide left a lot to be desired. I caught her in what she thought was a private moment...doubled up in what looked like pain. I think she'd taken something for it before work, too.

The Sun is a small ship with not a lot of extras but it had great food and the entertainment was good. I had a relaxing ten days. About 90% of the people on board were my age (49) or older. It was a great cruise.
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Where is Bob? Carnival Valor
11/09 flying to Miami
11/10 depart Miami 4PM
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Good morning Gang

It's nice to have Moiraine back. But she is probably ready for another cruise .

Enjoy the day folks.

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Old November 17th, 2012, 11:56 AM
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Hehe. I am ready for another cruise.
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Old November 17th, 2012, 02:12 PM
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We are doing a land cruise to Boston in January.
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Old November 17th, 2012, 11:27 PM
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I spend the day helping my mom prepare for her cruise. I colored her hair, did her boarding pass and printed out her luggage tags. When I was helping her I discovered she was visited by the upgrade fairy and the fairy was very kind. Her upgrade was from an Ocean view to a Balcony on a 14 day cruise I'm so jealous and happy for her. They are going to have a great cruise. There on nine sea days on this cruise. I would be having breakfast out on the balcony on those sea days.
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Old November 17th, 2012, 11:29 PM
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Good morning Gang. Thanks for the welcome home.

I hope we all have a healthy year.

I had a wonderful time. Dominica was great. I want to go back. I did not see any whales or dolphins but had a nice time looking for them. Did see some flying fish and got a beautiful view of the island from offshore. We did not get back in time to do an island tour, which was a bummer. Oh well, it's an excuse to go back. We did shop at the flea markets and talked to the folks there.

I had looked forward to St. Lucia and was disappointed. I want to go back there and try again. I had the worst tour I've ever had. I booked it last minute and it really was not much. It just took us around town and mostly stopped for shopping. Too top it off, our guide left a lot to be desired. I caught her in what she thought was a private moment...doubled up in what looked like pain. I think she'd taken something for it before work, too.

The Sun is a small ship with not a lot of extras but it had great food and the entertainment was good. I had a relaxing ten days. About 90% of the people on board were my age (49) or older. It was a great cruise.
Sounds like a great cruise welcome back. Dominica looks so beautiful from the pictures I saw. Too bad about the St. Lucia tour sounds like the tour guide was having a rough day.
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I. There on nine sea days on this cruise. I would be having breakfast out on the balcony on those sea days.
That's one thing about balconies that I love. Having breakfast and watch the ocean.

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Old November 18th, 2012, 07:26 AM
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Happy Sunday everyone!!

Sounds like a great cruise Moiraine!! St. Lucia is not one of my favorite spots.....The next cruise after Carnival is NCL....and looks like the shows on NCL are top notch.... Welcome back and time for you to book another cruise!!

Have a great day all!!!!


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Old November 18th, 2012, 08:19 AM
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That would be nice ,I've never done that .
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Old November 18th, 2012, 08:48 AM
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Good morning Gang. I'm up but not at 'em yet.

Kat, I'm jealous and happy for your mom. I hope she has a good time.

CQ, The entertainment on the Sun was great.

Let's have a great day all.
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Where is Bob? Carnival Valor
11/09 flying to Miami
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11/11 At sea
11/12 Grand Turk11/13 San Juan
11/14 St. Maarten
11/15 St. Thomas
11/16 At sea
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Old November 18th, 2012, 02:34 PM
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I hope that Bob had a great cruise!
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Old November 18th, 2012, 03:31 PM
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I do as well,Moraine
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Old November 18th, 2012, 05:21 PM
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Hi Gang

I too hope that Bob had a great cruise. I am looking forward to see his post and see what he has to say.

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How I have a breather until my mom's cruise starts on Wednesday we might start with the drive down to LA on Tuesday. Lots of sea day I hope I can find enough interesting pictures. I didn't think they will cruise Mt Kilauea but we will pretend they are. I will do a youtube video that day.
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Kat, I'm looking forward to the virtual cruise.

And I wish you mom a wonderful cruise. I hope that she has a lot of fun.

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I am becoming a cruiseaholic
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Old November 19th, 2012, 09:37 AM
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Good Monday morning Gang.

Lakers, it's easy to do.

I hope you all have a wonderful day.
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Moraine :I cruised twice this year .I can't wait for my next cruise.
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Old November 19th, 2012, 11:27 AM
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Lakers, enjoy. I say if you have the time and money, then do what you want. If I know I'd cruise three or four time a year if I had the dough.
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Good morning Gang

Happy mojito monday.

Are you all ready for Thanksgiving?

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Happy mojito monday.

Are you all ready for Thanksgiving?

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I'm going to my MIL so I don't have to cook the turkey this year. I'm bring my rice stuffing, I already did the shopping for it last night. I'm a bit worried. I make a really good high heat turkey (super moist breast meat) and the last time my MIL under cooked the turkey. My hubby offerred my services to my MIL, but she said she had it. He is worried too.I heard him on the phone saying "Sherry can make the turkey." I'm like dude you didn't even ask me. But I love it that my hubby prefers my cooking to his moms.
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