Go Back   CruiseMates Cruise Community and Forums > People > Cruise Jokes & Trivia - Just For Laughs
Register Forgot Password?

Cruise Jokes & Trivia - Just For Laughs Share cruise trivia or jokes: Registered Users Only

Reply
 
LinkBack Thread Tools Search this Thread Display Modes
  #22501 (permalink)  
Old April 7th, 2013, 12:05 PM
Senior Member
Admiral
 
Join Date: Aug 2009
Posts: 18,199
Default

Spring is in Texas ,it is a suburb of Houston
Reply With Quote
  #22502 (permalink)  
Old April 7th, 2013, 08:27 PM
Senior Member
Admiral
 
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Palm Coast, Florida
Posts: 19,547
Default

Seriously, in the 54 years that I live in Connecticut we never had much of a spring. Sometimes in May we still had cold days.
Summer was hot and humid at times but it was short.
Winter usually came early and lasted for quite a while.

TM
__________________
CRUISES
Century 4/1998
Mercury 4/2000+4/2006+7/2007
Sensation 4/2002
Infinity 4/2003
Summit 4/2004+4/2005
Carnival Liberty New Year's Eve 2007
Liberty of the Seas 5/2008+11/2009
Solstice 4/2009
Oasis 4/2010+4/13/2013
Allure 1/16/ 2011
Equinox 4/11/2011
Independence of the Seas 12/29/2013 Top-notch!
Reply With Quote
  #22503 (permalink)  
Old April 7th, 2013, 09:23 PM
Senior Member
Admiral
 
Join Date: Aug 2009
Posts: 18,199
Default

Manuel ,on the day that Mrs.LF and I met you and Mrs.Manuel for the first time it was a hot day in April . Tonight it is freezing cold in NY.
Reply With Quote
  #22504 (permalink)  
Old April 8th, 2013, 12:04 AM
Senior Member
Admiral
 
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Palm Coast, Florida
Posts: 19,547
Default

It was a nice day indeed.

TM
__________________
CRUISES
Century 4/1998
Mercury 4/2000+4/2006+7/2007
Sensation 4/2002
Infinity 4/2003
Summit 4/2004+4/2005
Carnival Liberty New Year's Eve 2007
Liberty of the Seas 5/2008+11/2009
Solstice 4/2009
Oasis 4/2010+4/13/2013
Allure 1/16/ 2011
Equinox 4/11/2011
Independence of the Seas 12/29/2013 Top-notch!
Reply With Quote
  #22505 (permalink)  
Old April 8th, 2013, 08:32 AM
green_rd's Avatar
Senior Member
Admiral
 
Join Date: May 2008
Location: Indianapolis (USA)
Posts: 5,425
Default

Good Morning Gang,

Happy Mojito Monday. We are supposed to have a few more days of Spring and then it will turn cooler (highs in the 40s) by week's end.

CQ - were TSA lines at the airport noticeably longer on your travels.
__________________
Bob

A Bad Day At Sea [with power] Always Beats A Good Day At Work
Carnival: Glory 2004, Destiny 2008, Splendor 2009, Freedom 2011, Valor 2012, Dream 2013
Celebrity: Summit 2011
Princess: Ruby 2010, 2014, Caribbean 2013, Coral 2014
Reply With Quote
  #22506 (permalink)  
Old April 8th, 2013, 10:18 AM
Senior Member
Admiral
 
Join Date: Aug 2009
Posts: 18,199
Default

Today it will be 69 here ,tomorrow 78 and wednesday 78 .Thursday thru saturday in the 50's.
Reply With Quote
  #22507 (permalink)  
Old April 8th, 2013, 11:08 AM
Senior Member
Admiral
 
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Palm Coast, Florida
Posts: 19,547
Default

Good morning Gang

Happy Mojito Monday

The weather is quite nice with temps getting close to 80. This weekend will be even warmer, but I won't be here. The Oasis is calling.

TM
__________________
CRUISES
Century 4/1998
Mercury 4/2000+4/2006+7/2007
Sensation 4/2002
Infinity 4/2003
Summit 4/2004+4/2005
Carnival Liberty New Year's Eve 2007
Liberty of the Seas 5/2008+11/2009
Solstice 4/2009
Oasis 4/2010+4/13/2013
Allure 1/16/ 2011
Equinox 4/11/2011
Independence of the Seas 12/29/2013 Top-notch!
Reply With Quote
  #22508 (permalink)  
Old April 8th, 2013, 04:46 PM
thecruisequeen's Avatar
Senior Member
Admiral
 
Join Date: Feb 2007
Posts: 11,286
Default

Hi Gang!!

What a beautiful day! 71 and sunny and NO work!

Bob - we got off the ship at 6:50 the tsa lines looked long and my heart sank since we had a 9:50am flight. However the long line moved fast....we were sitting at the United gate at 7:40....it looked way worse then it was......there were only two TSA agents one for US and one international Then another agent showed up...... However the line seemed to be getting longer and longer behind us. I'm not sure what happened to those that left the ship say after 7:30 and after that.

TM - I know you guys will have an excellent cruise onboard the Oasis...wishing you beautiful weather and a fun time!!

Have a super day all!!

__________________
CQ's Cruise Resume

Vision Of The Seas
Independence Of The Seas
Allure Of The Seas
Carnival Breeze
Oasis Of The Seas x3
Liberty Of The Seas x4
Freedom Of The Seas x3
Navigator Of The Seas x2
Explorer Of The Seas x2
Voyager Of The Seas
Enchantment Of The Seas
Rhapsody Of The Seas
Majesty Of The Seas
Monarch Of The Seas
Sovereign Of The Seas
Celebrity Mercury
Carnival Victory
Reply With Quote
  #22509 (permalink)  
Old April 8th, 2013, 05:13 PM
Senior Member
Admiral
 
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Palm Coast, Florida
Posts: 19,547
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by thecruisequeen View Post
TM - I know you guys will have an excellent cruise onboard the Oasis...wishing you beautiful weather and a fun time!!!!

Thank you very much.

TM
__________________
CRUISES
Century 4/1998
Mercury 4/2000+4/2006+7/2007
Sensation 4/2002
Infinity 4/2003
Summit 4/2004+4/2005
Carnival Liberty New Year's Eve 2007
Liberty of the Seas 5/2008+11/2009
Solstice 4/2009
Oasis 4/2010+4/13/2013
Allure 1/16/ 2011
Equinox 4/11/2011
Independence of the Seas 12/29/2013 Top-notch!
Reply With Quote
  #22510 (permalink)  
Old April 8th, 2013, 08:44 PM
Senior Member
Admiral
 
Join Date: Aug 2009
Posts: 18,199
Default

Wow ,5 more days ,Manuel.Thats great .
Reply With Quote
  #22511 (permalink)  
Old April 8th, 2013, 08:50 PM
Senior Member
Admiral
 
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Palm Coast, Florida
Posts: 19,547
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by Lakers Fan View Post
Wow ,5 more days ,Manuel.Thats great .
It's hard to believe that it's almost here.

TM
__________________
CRUISES
Century 4/1998
Mercury 4/2000+4/2006+7/2007
Sensation 4/2002
Infinity 4/2003
Summit 4/2004+4/2005
Carnival Liberty New Year's Eve 2007
Liberty of the Seas 5/2008+11/2009
Solstice 4/2009
Oasis 4/2010+4/13/2013
Allure 1/16/ 2011
Equinox 4/11/2011
Independence of the Seas 12/29/2013 Top-notch!
Reply With Quote
  #22512 (permalink)  
Old April 8th, 2013, 09:52 PM
Senior Member
Admiral
 
Join Date: Aug 2009
Posts: 18,199
Default

You and your DW will have a fantastic cruise ,Manuel.
Reply With Quote
  #22513 (permalink)  
Old April 9th, 2013, 07:43 AM
green_rd's Avatar
Senior Member
Admiral
 
Join Date: May 2008
Location: Indianapolis (USA)
Posts: 5,425
Default

Good Morning Gang,
Happy Teaz Tuesday, though on land that is regular ice tea. The DS and I both hit the air next next week. I'll advise him to give himself a little more time flying out of LGA. CQ, you were bolder than me scheduling a 950 flight. Our Floridian just needs to fly his car down 95, what a deal.
__________________
Bob

A Bad Day At Sea [with power] Always Beats A Good Day At Work
Carnival: Glory 2004, Destiny 2008, Splendor 2009, Freedom 2011, Valor 2012, Dream 2013
Celebrity: Summit 2011
Princess: Ruby 2010, 2014, Caribbean 2013, Coral 2014
Reply With Quote
  #22514 (permalink)  
Old April 9th, 2013, 09:34 AM
Senior Member
Admiral
 
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Palm Coast, Florida
Posts: 19,547
Default

Good morning Gang

Happy tea Tuesday

Bob is right, we just need to get on 95 and head south. We should cruise more often now that we don't have fly. The fact is that the weather is such that we don't like to leave this area, since we are quite happy here.

Have a nice day folks.

TM
__________________
CRUISES
Century 4/1998
Mercury 4/2000+4/2006+7/2007
Sensation 4/2002
Infinity 4/2003
Summit 4/2004+4/2005
Carnival Liberty New Year's Eve 2007
Liberty of the Seas 5/2008+11/2009
Solstice 4/2009
Oasis 4/2010+4/13/2013
Allure 1/16/ 2011
Equinox 4/11/2011
Independence of the Seas 12/29/2013 Top-notch!
Reply With Quote
  #22515 (permalink)  
Old April 9th, 2013, 07:38 PM
thecruisequeen's Avatar
Senior Member
Admiral
 
Join Date: Feb 2007
Posts: 11,286
Default

Good Evening gang!!

Happy Tea Tuesday!!

Doing the taxes...better mail the check tomorrow to Uncle Sam...

Bob I had guts booking a 9:50am flight The biggest ships (Allure and Oasis) have the best and fastest Embark and Debark...go figure. On Oasis it was even fast because of no TSA cuts at the time.....off the ship and at the gate in 30 minutes.

I need to be a FLoridian The ships that I love depart from Florida!!

TM what is your itinerary next week?? I have to get the virtual ready!!

Have an awesome evening all!!!

__________________
CQ's Cruise Resume

Vision Of The Seas
Independence Of The Seas
Allure Of The Seas
Carnival Breeze
Oasis Of The Seas x3
Liberty Of The Seas x4
Freedom Of The Seas x3
Navigator Of The Seas x2
Explorer Of The Seas x2
Voyager Of The Seas
Enchantment Of The Seas
Rhapsody Of The Seas
Majesty Of The Seas
Monarch Of The Seas
Sovereign Of The Seas
Celebrity Mercury
Carnival Victory
Reply With Quote
  #22516 (permalink)  
Old April 9th, 2013, 09:39 PM
Senior Member
Admiral
 
Join Date: Aug 2009
Posts: 18,199
Default

80 and sunny here but friday it will be in the 30's .
Reply With Quote
  #22517 (permalink)  
Old April 9th, 2013, 09:53 PM
Senior Member
Admiral
 
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Palm Coast, Florida
Posts: 19,547
Default

OK CQ. here is my itinerary

Friday driving to the Rodeway Inn in Ft. Lauderdale

Saturday Sailing from Ft. Lauderdale.

Sunday at sea.

Monday Labadee

Tuesday Falmouth, Jamaica.

Wednesday at sea

Thursday Cozumel

Friday at sea

Saturday Ft. Lauderdale.

TM
__________________
CRUISES
Century 4/1998
Mercury 4/2000+4/2006+7/2007
Sensation 4/2002
Infinity 4/2003
Summit 4/2004+4/2005
Carnival Liberty New Year's Eve 2007
Liberty of the Seas 5/2008+11/2009
Solstice 4/2009
Oasis 4/2010+4/13/2013
Allure 1/16/ 2011
Equinox 4/11/2011
Independence of the Seas 12/29/2013 Top-notch!
Reply With Quote
  #22518 (permalink)  
Old April 10th, 2013, 07:37 AM
green_rd's Avatar
Senior Member
Admiral
 
Join Date: May 2008
Location: Indianapolis (USA)
Posts: 5,425
Default

Good morning gang,
Same temps as in Long Island. We topped out at 81 yesterday. Just heard a little rain outside. That may be the beginning of a cool down.
__________________
Bob

A Bad Day At Sea [with power] Always Beats A Good Day At Work
Carnival: Glory 2004, Destiny 2008, Splendor 2009, Freedom 2011, Valor 2012, Dream 2013
Celebrity: Summit 2011
Princess: Ruby 2010, 2014, Caribbean 2013, Coral 2014
Reply With Quote
  #22519 (permalink)  
Old April 10th, 2013, 08:43 AM
Senior Member
Admiral
 
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Palm Coast, Florida
Posts: 19,547
Default

Good morning Gang

Happy wine down Wednesday.

I'm happy to see that the Northern Gang members have finally got some warm weather.

TM
__________________
CRUISES
Century 4/1998
Mercury 4/2000+4/2006+7/2007
Sensation 4/2002
Infinity 4/2003
Summit 4/2004+4/2005
Carnival Liberty New Year's Eve 2007
Liberty of the Seas 5/2008+11/2009
Solstice 4/2009
Oasis 4/2010+4/13/2013
Allure 1/16/ 2011
Equinox 4/11/2011
Independence of the Seas 12/29/2013 Top-notch!

Last edited by Manuel; April 10th, 2013 at 08:50 AM.
Reply With Quote
  #22520 (permalink)  
Old April 10th, 2013, 06:06 PM
thecruisequeen's Avatar
Senior Member
Admiral
 
Join Date: Feb 2007
Posts: 11,286
Default

Happy Wine day gang!!!

another sunny warm day....Tomorrow gets back to normal and alittle cooler.....

I bought a beautiful silver Cross necklace on the ship. Got home and unpacked and saw the necklace and put a smile on my face....however now I can't find it no idea where it is....I know it made it home and I took it out of the luggage... I checked my jewelry box but its not there.

I'm loosing my mind!!! I have a feeling the necklace will surface in a year or two....

Have a super night all!!


LET'S GO RANGERS!!!

__________________
CQ's Cruise Resume

Vision Of The Seas
Independence Of The Seas
Allure Of The Seas
Carnival Breeze
Oasis Of The Seas x3
Liberty Of The Seas x4
Freedom Of The Seas x3
Navigator Of The Seas x2
Explorer Of The Seas x2
Voyager Of The Seas
Enchantment Of The Seas
Rhapsody Of The Seas
Majesty Of The Seas
Monarch Of The Seas
Sovereign Of The Seas
Celebrity Mercury
Carnival Victory
Reply With Quote
  #22521 (permalink)  
Old April 10th, 2013, 06:07 PM
thecruisequeen's Avatar
Senior Member
Admiral
 
Join Date: Feb 2007
Posts: 11,286
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by Manuel View Post
OK CQ. here is my itinerary

Friday driving to the Rodeway Inn in Ft. Lauderdale

Saturday Sailing from Ft. Lauderdale.

Sunday at sea.

Monday Labadee

Tuesday Falmouth, Jamaica.

Wednesday at sea

Thursday Cozumel

Friday at sea

Saturday Ft. Lauderdale.

TM

TM that was our Itinerary on the Allure!
__________________
CQ's Cruise Resume

Vision Of The Seas
Independence Of The Seas
Allure Of The Seas
Carnival Breeze
Oasis Of The Seas x3
Liberty Of The Seas x4
Freedom Of The Seas x3
Navigator Of The Seas x2
Explorer Of The Seas x2
Voyager Of The Seas
Enchantment Of The Seas
Rhapsody Of The Seas
Majesty Of The Seas
Monarch Of The Seas
Sovereign Of The Seas
Celebrity Mercury
Carnival Victory
Reply With Quote
  #22522 (permalink)  
Old April 10th, 2013, 08:42 PM
Senior Member
Admiral
 
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Palm Coast, Florida
Posts: 19,547
Default

We like this itinerary and have been to those ports before except for Falmouth. Last time we stopped in Ocho Rios instead.
When you cruise on the Oasis or the Allure it does not matter where they stop.
I can taste those Grasshoppers already.

TM
__________________
CRUISES
Century 4/1998
Mercury 4/2000+4/2006+7/2007
Sensation 4/2002
Infinity 4/2003
Summit 4/2004+4/2005
Carnival Liberty New Year's Eve 2007
Liberty of the Seas 5/2008+11/2009
Solstice 4/2009
Oasis 4/2010+4/13/2013
Allure 1/16/ 2011
Equinox 4/11/2011
Independence of the Seas 12/29/2013 Top-notch!
Reply With Quote
  #22523 (permalink)  
Old April 10th, 2013, 09:22 PM
Moiraine's Avatar
Senior Member
Admiral
 
Join Date: Oct 2009
Location: Arkansas
Posts: 3,542
Default

Good evening Gang. I caught a bug a few days ago. Feeling some better now.

Well, we had a few days of Spring, although it was cloudy while it was warm. Things are budded and sprouted out now. We're having storms tonight and the cold is moving back in...again. We have a few days of warm and then the cold comes back. Oh boy.

TM, I know you're getting excited about your cruise. I'm getting excited for you. And LF has one coming up, too!

I just watched Survivor. I'm rooting for Cochran and Dawn this season..if that means anything to any of you.

Anyway, I hope you're all doing well.
Reply With Quote
  #22524 (permalink)  
Old April 10th, 2013, 09:23 PM
Senior Member
Admiral
 
Join Date: Aug 2009
Posts: 18,199
Default

Another 80 degree day this afternoon but we have a thunderstorm now.
Reply With Quote
  #22525 (permalink)  
Old April 10th, 2013, 09:44 PM
Senior Member
Admiral
 
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Palm Coast, Florida
Posts: 19,547
Default

Moiraine, I'm happy that you are feeling better.

TM
__________________
CRUISES
Century 4/1998
Mercury 4/2000+4/2006+7/2007
Sensation 4/2002
Infinity 4/2003
Summit 4/2004+4/2005
Carnival Liberty New Year's Eve 2007
Liberty of the Seas 5/2008+11/2009
Solstice 4/2009
Oasis 4/2010+4/13/2013
Allure 1/16/ 2011
Equinox 4/11/2011
Independence of the Seas 12/29/2013 Top-notch!
Reply With Quote
  #22526 (permalink)  
Old April 11th, 2013, 09:04 AM
Senior Member
Admiral
 
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Palm Coast, Florida
Posts: 19,547
Default

Good morning Gang

Happy tea Thursday.

For us it's packing Thursday. This will be our 16th. cruise, so we pretty much know the routine.

TM
__________________
CRUISES
Century 4/1998
Mercury 4/2000+4/2006+7/2007
Sensation 4/2002
Infinity 4/2003
Summit 4/2004+4/2005
Carnival Liberty New Year's Eve 2007
Liberty of the Seas 5/2008+11/2009
Solstice 4/2009
Oasis 4/2010+4/13/2013
Allure 1/16/ 2011
Equinox 4/11/2011
Independence of the Seas 12/29/2013 Top-notch!
Reply With Quote
  #22527 (permalink)  
Old April 11th, 2013, 09:14 AM
Moiraine's Avatar
Senior Member
Admiral
 
Join Date: Oct 2009
Location: Arkansas
Posts: 3,542
Default

Thanks TM.

Good morning Gang. Just had breakfast with mom. It's overcast and cold here.
Reply With Quote
  #22528 (permalink)  
Old April 11th, 2013, 03:50 PM
Senior Member
Admiral
 
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Palm Coast, Florida
Posts: 19,547
Default

Moiraine, since it's overcast and cold in your area, I hope that you take the opportunity to relax.

TM
__________________
CRUISES
Century 4/1998
Mercury 4/2000+4/2006+7/2007
Sensation 4/2002
Infinity 4/2003
Summit 4/2004+4/2005
Carnival Liberty New Year's Eve 2007
Liberty of the Seas 5/2008+11/2009
Solstice 4/2009
Oasis 4/2010+4/13/2013
Allure 1/16/ 2011
Equinox 4/11/2011
Independence of the Seas 12/29/2013 Top-notch!
Reply With Quote
  #22529 (permalink)  
Old April 11th, 2013, 04:13 PM
thecruisequeen's Avatar
Senior Member
Admiral
 
Join Date: Feb 2007
Posts: 11,286
Default

Happy Thursday Gang!

TM Have a wonderful cruise!! The gang will be following along with a virtual..
Sounds like you are a last minute packer....Good I'm not the only one... My son is the most last minute packer I know....we have to leave the house at 2pm for the airport and he is packing at Noon same day...


Have a great evening all!!

__________________
CQ's Cruise Resume

Vision Of The Seas
Independence Of The Seas
Allure Of The Seas
Carnival Breeze
Oasis Of The Seas x3
Liberty Of The Seas x4
Freedom Of The Seas x3
Navigator Of The Seas x2
Explorer Of The Seas x2
Voyager Of The Seas
Enchantment Of The Seas
Rhapsody Of The Seas
Majesty Of The Seas
Monarch Of The Seas
Sovereign Of The Seas
Celebrity Mercury
Carnival Victory
Reply With Quote
  #22530 (permalink)  
Old April 11th, 2013, 04:23 PM
thecruisequeen's Avatar
Senior Member
Admiral
 
Join Date: Feb 2007
Posts: 11,286
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by Manuel View Post
We like this itinerary and have been to those ports before except for Falmouth. Last time we stopped in Ocho Rios instead.
When you cruise on the Oasis or the Allure it does not matter where they stop.
I can taste those Grasshoppers already.

TM

Yes you are right! Itinerary does not matter when on A or O.....I did not even know when the Allure was docking which days or when.....Went up to the pool deck early one morning and noticed Allure was close to land....I said "oh I guess we are docking somewhere today"

My son never left the ship the whole week... I went out for an hour in Jamaica, stayed onboard in Labadee, and went out in Cozumel for an hour. Only went out in Cozumel because I needed medication and bandaids for my feet that were full of Blisters from all the Allure Dancing. Cozumel has a pharmacy right when you get off the ship.

Have a few grasshoppers for me please!!
__________________
CQ's Cruise Resume

Vision Of The Seas
Independence Of The Seas
Allure Of The Seas
Carnival Breeze
Oasis Of The Seas x3
Liberty Of The Seas x4
Freedom Of The Seas x3
Navigator Of The Seas x2
Explorer Of The Seas x2
Voyager Of The Seas
Enchantment Of The Seas
Rhapsody Of The Seas
Majesty Of The Seas
Monarch Of The Seas
Sovereign Of The Seas
Celebrity Mercury
Carnival Victory
Reply With Quote
Reply

Bookmarks

Tags
11211, 1911, bojan, carnival, forecast, gay, island, liberty, long, patter, pitter, princess, ruby, ship, snow, tour, virtual

Similar Threads
Thread Thread Starter Forum Replies Last Post
Thread or Post Leni Carnival Cruise Lines 1 August 7th, 2010 07:19 PM
Check before you post the morning post! TBug Chit - Chat for Cruisers 8 March 9th, 2006 05:02 PM
Shelly, read my post on Ed's post Shar Alaska 0 September 1st, 2001 11:45 AM


Thread Tools Search this Thread
Search this Thread:

Advanced Search
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Trackbacks are On
Pingbacks are On
Refbacks are On


 

All times are GMT -4. The time now is 08:04 PM.
design by: Themes by Design

Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.7 Beta 1
Copyright ©2000 - 2014, vBulletin Solutions, Inc.
Search Engine Friendly URLs by vBSEO 3.6.1