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Old May 11th, 2013, 12:51 PM
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Good morning Gang. I've had an insane week...but it's ended well. My daughter came in yesterday for the summer.

Kat, there is a lot to do in St. Thomas. I'm sure anything you find to do there you'll enjoy.

I hope you all enjoy your Saturday.
I want to be pretty relaxed on this trip and not over plan a bunch of stressful excurision. My plan is to enjoy the ocean. I love the ocean maybe it's from growing up in the bay area so close to the ocean. The Caribbean sea is amazing and so blue.
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Kat, I know you'll enjoy St. Thomas. I've only been there once. We just got off the ship and went downtown and looked around for a while. Then we took one of the local's island tours. We stopped off at a beach for a while and had a drink before heading back to the ship. All I'm saying is is that there is plenty to do...you don't need an excursion. And yes, the ocean is so very beautiful. A beach day will be fun. I know you'll enjoy this cruise.
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Good morning Gang!

Happy Mothers Day to our Last Gang Moms. I hope that you have a wonderful day.

I had a nice day yesterday with my son and my daughters and their significant others.

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Happy Mothers Day to the last gang Moms!

We spent yesterday at the DW's grandmothers doing some cleaning and purging a little.
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Good morning Gang. Thanks for the wishes. I'm having a nice Mom's
Day so far. The daughter is here. She gave me a mug from the university. She got mom a couple of Coke glasses, the kind that don't break. I got mom some word search books and some plants and pots. We'll pot the flowers today. She's been wanting to go to Taco Bell, so we're going there for lunch.

I hope our other mothers will have a wonderful day.
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Happy Mother's day everyone.

TM will understand this, I'm meeting my mom for the Holy Ghost Festa. Then we are making her dinner. So she will be spoiled today. I hope all the last gang mothers get spoiled today also.



My hubby is so sweet he made me a Happy Barren Old Bitty card. I don't have kids so I was joking around that I would going to start barren old maid day. He put pictures of all my animals in it.
For the rest of use without kids. Happy Barren Old Bitty day.
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Hi gang!!

Happy Mother's Day to all Last Gang Mom's including the better half's of TM, LF and Bob!!
And let's not forget our four legged kids too!!!

We went out last night did not want to deal with lines today so just chilling and taking it easy today!!

So I ordered a Grasshopper last night and the waitress said "let me ask if the bartender makes it" well it took a long time to come out and it finally did......



However it did not taste like a grasshopper and did not even seem like there was any booze in it.....tasted like something you would get at McDonalds...
Was nothing like on the ships!!

Have a great day all!!!


Let's go RANGERS!!!! It's do or die time!!!
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CQ, most drinks on land don't taste as good as they do on the ships. The Martini Bar on the Celebrity ships is hard to beat, but I did have an excellent Martini at the Cheesecake Factory a couple of days ago.

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[QUOTE=katlady;1472870]Happy Mother's day everyone.

TM will understand this, I'm meeting my mom for the Holy Ghost Festa. Then we are making her dinner. So she will be spoiled today.

Yes I do!
We actually missed the Holy Ghost Festa in Palm Coast, Fl. because of our trip to Ct.

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Good evening from NY .I hope everybody had a nice day.
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[QUOTE=Manuel;1472884]
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Happy Mother's day everyone.

TM will understand this, I'm meeting my mom for the Holy Ghost Festa. Then we are making her dinner. So she will be spoiled today.

Yes I do!
We actually missed the Holy Ghost Festa in Palm Coast, Fl. because of our trip to Ct.

TM
They do a great one in my town. Merlot and orange soda on every table. The band was very good and the princesses looked beautiful in their dresses. Here is the funny thing, a single white dove was released. I go over to my parents house and the white dove is looking traumatized sitting on the radio. My parent's cat had the dove between his teeth. My sister saw the dove was still alive and scared the cat away. My dad grabbed his cat and locked him into the house. The dove wasn't badly hurt, but the poor thing was freaked. It rested for about 4 hours then flew away. The dove of peace almost became the dove of pieces. Thank goodness my sister saved him. He is a beautiful bird.

Here are some of the princesses of past festas.



The Food!! Bread and meat yummy!
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Good morning Gang

Happy Mojito Monday.

In a couple of day we will be going back to Fl. , I miss my plants and I'm sure that i will have plenty of work to do. This coming Sunday we will be going to a huge picnic ( about 300 people ), there will all kinds of food entertaiment and wine, beer and soft drinks.

Have a nice week folks.

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Happy Mojito Monday gang!!

We are having some chilly temps for springtime! down to 32 tonight time to turn the heat back on!

Have a super day all!!
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CQ, most drinks on land don't taste as good as they do on the ships. The Martini Bar on the Celebrity ships is hard to beat, but I did have an excellent Martini at the Cheesecake Factory a couple of days ago.

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the drinks onboard are always awesome!! I'll have to try a Grasshopper at Cheesecake Factory...have not been in awhile....
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[QUOTE=thecruisequeen;1472955]!

We are having some chilly temps for springtime! down to 32 tonight time to turn the heat back on!
ll!! [/QUOTE/]..

It will be even colder in CT. , It's a good thing that we wre flying back to Fl. on wenesday.

We are coming back next month, but it should be warmer by then.


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Good morning Gang. It's quiet here so far. I'm up and going but trying to be quiet since the kid is still in bed. She's having her vacation before she starts her summer job in a few weeks.

Have a good day all.
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Good evening Gang.

Did you all have a nice day? Mine was busy but it was another great day day to get together with some friends.

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I hope to get together with some friends on Wednesday. Today we had some work done on our house and I was here while Mrs.LH went shopping .
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Good morning Gang. I hope you all have a great day.
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Good morning Gang

Happy Long Island iced tea tuesday.

I believe that I'm allowed an extra drink today because it happens to be my birthday.

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GMG - warming back up here. We had frost Sunday night/Monday morning. Warm weather is back. Perhaps we are back to spring today.
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Happy Tea Tuesday everyone!!!

And a Happy Birthday to TM!! Hope you are enjoying your day!!! and you can have how many Long Island Ice Teas you want!!!
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happy long island iced tea tuesday.

i believe that i'm allowed an extra drink today lol because it happens to be my birthday.

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happy birthday ,manuel
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Good evening Gang

It has been a great day.

Now when I get home I still have a bit more celebrating to do.

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Good morning Gang

We are at the airport and will be boarding shortly. We will fly to Atlanta and then get on another plane to Daytona Beach.

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Good afternoon Gang.

TM, I hope you had a wonderful birthday.
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TM, I hope you had a wonderful birthday.
Yes I did have a wonderful birthday. My son and my daughters and other family members threw a nice party for me.
Now are back home safe and sound.

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The only negative about birthdays is that we get older .
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