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Old June 28th, 2013, 01:56 PM
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I feel a vitural cruise coming on. Where are we going and on what ship?

We are going on the Norwegian Gem from NYC to Nassau,Bahamas ,3 ports in all.
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Good morning Gang

Happy open bar / bra Friday.

I saw the Man of Steel yesterday and I thought that it was a pretty good movie.

This evening we getting together with friends to have dinner at the Top of Daytona, ( one of my favorite restaurants ).

LF, are you packed yet?
I hope that you and Mrs. LF along with everyone in your group have a wonderful cruise.

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Mrs.LF has packed .I am going off line shortly to finish packing . I will not be back on line till July 7 .
We are celebrating on the cruise :my eldest grand childs birthday ,her parents anniversary ,my other daughters anniversary and my birthday .
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Old June 28th, 2013, 02:56 PM
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Bon Voyage LF.

A beautiful day here. We are going to our symphony on the prairie tonight fo a little music under the stars, or more appropriately under the setting sun and dusk.
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Good afternoon Gang. I've had a busy few days. My niece and her family came down yesterday. We had a nice day. Today was run around and do errands and shopping day.

My mom is sick again and won't let me get her in to see the doctor...again. Told her if she's still sick Monday I'll be calling the doc anyway. I'm pretty sure she will be, and she'll be having a fit because she does not want to take the meds. Every time this happens it's about three weeks of h*ll because she won't go to the doc, get the meds, and just get it over with.

Anyway, rant over.

LF, have a great cruise.
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Moiraine, I know how difficult it can be in dealing with aging parents.
I hope that God gives you the strength to endure.

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Good morning Gang

How are you all doing this morning?

LF must be close the ship by now and will probably board before to long. I'm sure that he will have a great cruise.

Enjoy the weekend everybody.

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Good Morning
Lucky LF , I'm sure he will be having a great week!

Hope all is well with everyone.
Have a great day!
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Stormy weekend so far. At least it waits until late afternoon so we can enjoy a dip in the community pool.

During the storms I get to cuddle with my best non-spousal girlfriends as Isabelle, Olivia and Abbie are not happy during storms.

Watched Parental Guidance last night fun movie.

Everyone have a great weekend! Marj is out working in the yard and if I don't get my dead butt out there soon I am toast!
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Good afternoon all. Thanks, TM. Mom seems somewhat better today or is pretending like she is. She does not want to go tot he doctor.

Hmm, Doug, I wish you luck with the yard work. I think my yard is good for a while. I put four bags of clippings and other "stuff" out this week for the guys to pick up. That was our spring cleaning done late. It's difficult to get any help around here.

Well, I hope you all have a wonderful day.
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Good evening Gang

It has been a nice Saturday for us. I did not do too much but we did go out to a nice place for dinner.

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Good evening Gang!!

Hope you are all having a super weekend!!

Enjoy!!
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Good evening Gang!!

Hope you are all having a super weekend!!

Enjoy!!
Thank you!

I wish you the same.

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Good morning and Happy Sunday!

We had a nice wet concert Friday night. Concert began at 8 and the rain start at about 8:30. The orchestra took an early intermission but did manage to get the full concert in. And the still gave rain checks so we have a free concert coming.
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Good morning Gang

Have a nice Sunday folks.

Thunderstorms are in the forecast today, but we will be inside thie afternoon.

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Good Morning and Happy Mojito Monday,

Well the Tour de France is spending its third day on the beautiful island of Corsica today. I think the locals have done their job. We would now like to go to Corsica.
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Good morning Gang

Happy Mojito Monday.

Bob, the Tour de France is always exciting to watch and France has a lot to see and is a great place to visit,
Now the that the Confederations Cup is over, I can concentrate on the Tour.

Have a nice day folks.

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Good morning Gang. I had a fair weekend. Let's see what the week will hold. Hope all will be good for you guys.
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Moiraine, I also hope that we all have a good week.

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Hi Gang

How are you all doing?

Happy Tea Tuesday.

Today has been on the wet side, but my plants do need some rain.

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Well shoot better late then never. We are now joining LF on his cruise already in progress.

Norwegian Gem 6/29/13
06/29/13 New York
06/30/13 At Sea
07/01/13 At Sea
07/02/13 Nassau, Bahamas
07/03/13 Great Stirrup Cay, Bahamas
07/04/13 Orlando port Canaveral Fl
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07/07/13 New York.


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I send you greetings from the sun. It's damn hot over here!! We could use some rain was at least a cool breeze. I'm hiding with the AC on. Current Temp is 88 and we are expecting a high of 103. Last night at 9PM it was still 90 degrees outside. It's too damn hot!!!!!! I'm moving to Alaska.
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Kat, it's great to see the virtual cruise. Yes late is better than never.

Take care, the heat won't last forever. We are pretty warm here as well but the AC works fine and the electric rates in this area are quite low.

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Good Morning,

Happy Hump Friday! It will be a funny week, will work on Friday after a one day hiatus. Kat, hope you get a weather break soon. I've been hearing about those temps from my SoCal colleagues.

We hope to have a rain delayed church picnic tonight.
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Where's Laker's fan?

Norwegian Gem 6/29/13
06/29/13 New York
06/30/13 At Sea
07/01/13 At Sea
07/02/13 Nassau, Bahamas
07/03/13 Great Stirrup Cay, Bahamas
07/04/13 Orlando port Canaveral Fl
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Where's Laker's fan?

Norwegian Gem 6/29/13
06/29/13 New York
06/30/13 At Sea
07/01/13 At Sea
07/02/13 Nassau, Bahamas
07/03/13 Great Stirrup Cay, Bahamas
07/04/13 Orlando port Canaveral Fl
07/05/13 At Sea
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Good afternoon Gang

It's been a good day so far. We had a little rain in the morning and after that the sun came out.

Are you all ready for the 4th.?

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Good afternoon Gang. Nice to see the virtual, Kat.
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[QUOTE=Moiraine;1477920 Nice to see the virtual, Kat.[/QUOTE]

Yes it is.

Thanks Kat.

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TM hope the sale of your home goes quick and smooth.....I know the real estate market is in the dumps....however I hear it is improving....
We do have someone who agreed to our price. Our Real Estate Agent came to Daytona for the 4th. and we will be signing a contract on Friday.

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Good Morning Gang!!

Happy 4th!!! Hope you all have a super fun filled day!!

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