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Old July 22nd, 2013, 07:23 AM
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Nothing gets you off to the right start on Monday than watching a Philly Police cruiser come to a screeching halt and the witness the officers start running up the alley you just passed with their weapons drawn.

So many taxpayer dollars to give away this week, so little time.

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Good morning Gang.

My, my Doug. You did get your day started off in an interesting way.

It's about to storm here. I've had breakfast with mom and have the kitchen cleaned. I wanted to take the dog for her walk but that's on hold, as in working in the garage. I'm sure I'll find something to do.

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Here it is a morning like any other morning except that I am inadvertantly typing in pink .
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I am having my computer checked out so I might be off-line for a little while.

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Old July 23rd, 2013, 12:34 PM
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Good late morning Gang. I hope that you are all having a good day.
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Good afternoon Gang

My computer is all set and I'm back.

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Happy Tuesday Gang!! Went for a pedicure today and the salon had christmas music on... It's July I don't want to hear songs with words like Snow and Santa in them...I do love Santa but not in July....I know time is flying by but......Just saying

Have a super great day gang!!

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I remember taking my kids to Santa's Land in Putney Vermont several times.
Their gift shop plays Christmas Carols all year long. I don't think that I could work there for the whole summer.

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Old July 23rd, 2013, 08:17 PM
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Good evening Gang.

Well, no tv for me. I watched Wheel of Fortune with mom and came back to the living room. The kid is sacked out on the couch. I'll be reading shortly.

I hope you all have a good night.
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Mrs.LF and I went to a NYC casino to make a donation
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I remember taking my kids to Santa's Land in Putney Vermont several times.
Their gift shop plays Christmas Carols all year long. I don't think that I could work there for the whole summer.

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I don't even want to think about winter and Christmas yet!!
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Old July 23rd, 2013, 09:51 PM
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I watched Wheel of Fortune with mom and came back to the living room.
I love and watch wheel of fortune...
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I just booked a trip to Nashville, TN.

Before that we will have to go to Ct.

I'm trying to keep the airlines flying.

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Old July 23rd, 2013, 10:00 PM
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Enjoy the trip, TM.

Glad you could donate, LF.

CQ, I never really watched Wheel of Fortune much before but mom enjoys it and enjoys having me watch it with her. It's a good thing I like it.
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Enjoy the trip, TM.

Glad you could donate, LF.

CQ, I never really watched Wheel of Fortune much before but mom enjoys it and enjoys having me watch it with her. It's a good thing I like it.
Dad likes watching the animal channel so I'm now a fan of that channel now..
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I just booked a trip to Nashville, TN.

Before that we will have to go to Ct.

I'm trying to keep the airlines flying.

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Good for you TM!! yes the TM's must give the airlines some business and keep them in the sky!!
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Good Morning Peeps!

Happy Wine Down Wednesday!!

full day of work today.....

Enjoy your Day everyone!!
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Good morning Gang

Happy wine down Wednesday.

I have to go out and do some yard work.

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I am going to a barbecue dinner this evening which will be interesting since I had a tooth pulled last week.
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LF, you will just have to eat a little slower.

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Now I am stuffed
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Good morning Gang

Happy Tequila Thursday.

It's seasonably warm here with no weather problems.

Enjoy your day folks.

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Hi Gang!!! Shingles belong on roofs......just sayin' . Suffering a so far mild breakout and am on the disabled list until Monday. I did have the shot a while back, but from what I understand it is 50% effective. So basically I bet on red and the wheel stopped on black. However the shot may have reduced the severity of the breakout. I am on pain meds, antivirals and steroids. When combined with what I take for diabetes all I can say is buy Walgreens stock.

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I hope that you feel better soon, Doug.

I've done my chores and me trying to read...but my mom keeps on talking to me.

Have a good day all.
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Hello,
Been busy with trips to the hardware store for things with the kitchen. We are almost done, cabinets and countertops are in. Now we just need some tiling and finish work. Getting excite.
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Oh yeah, Happy Tequila Thursday!
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DougR, I hope that you feel better soon. I heard that the shingles are very uncomfortable.

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Tomorrow I am going to see the award winning movie The Attack .I've heard that its great.
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The evening is well underway, I hope that it was a nice one for all the Gang.

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