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Old August 15th, 2013, 07:33 PM
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My 5 year old grand daughter told me yesterday that I am 5 .That sound fine to me.
That is one smart little girl!!!
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Old August 15th, 2013, 07:36 PM
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What! Just one glass

After a tough day you need more than one..

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My Wine glass is very Big!!
And it has the word "Princess" on it with a picture of a crown.
I only drink wine from my Princess glass!!
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That's great CQ. I love a big wine glass myself. Tonight I had Spanish white wine to go with some broiled fish.

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Good morning Gang

Happy open bar/braFriday.

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Old August 16th, 2013, 09:44 AM
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Happy Friday Everyone,

Just one meeting today, conference call, then off to John Wayne airport to begin winging our way home.
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Happy open bar/braFriday.

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Good morning and happy bar & bra Friday? Does this mean I don't have to wear my bra today or go to a bar get drunk and take it off??
Either sounds good to me!!!

Have a great day and I'll let you know how the bra thing goes
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I love this thread!

Anyway, good morning Gang! I hope you all enjoy your Friday!

LF, your granddaughter is one smart cookie.

I've got a busy day ahead so I'd better get to it.
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Thanks ,Moraine . On Monday I am getting together with a childhood friend who left NYC after HS to go to college and did not return to NYC until 2011 . He has been living and working in rural Georgia . We got together on his visit 2 years ago .He and his wife are avid cruisers and I will tell him about this site and urge him to join.

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Good morning and happy bar & bra Friday? Does this mean I don't have to wear my bra today or go to a bar get drunk and take it off??
Either sounds good to me!!!

Either option would be OK for the last Gang.

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Old August 16th, 2013, 09:14 PM
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Good evening Gang and Happy Open Bar/Bra Friday!!
Another loooong day....time to get my Princess glass ready!!


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Old August 16th, 2013, 09:22 PM
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Good morning and happy bar & bra Friday? Does this mean I don't have to wear my bra today or go to a bar get drunk and take it off??
Either sounds good to me!!!

Have a great day and I'll let you know how the bra thing goes
Just to breakdown the Friday rules.....

1. No bra for the ladies on Fridays....

2. Underwear optional for both women and men on Fridays.....

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I love this thread!
The Last Gang is sooooo Awesome!! Each and every one of us!!
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Saturday is naked day to let everybody know.

I swear, after the day I've had, I think I need a couple of drinks!
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Let us be like our 4 legged friends and NEVER be clothed.
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The Last Gang is sooooo Awesome!! Each and every one of us!!
We certainly are. I am very happy to be part of this group.

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This is the BEST thread on CM .
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This is the BEST thread on CM .
And that's because we have the nicest people.

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Old August 17th, 2013, 07:04 AM
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Good morning Gang!!! Happy Sexy Saturday!! Since it was mentioned that Saturdays is naked day...

This is the best thread on CM....Cruise talk, life happenings talk and jokes and laughter......

And you know what they say about laughter......."Those that laugh each day live a healthy and long life".

Off to work Have an awesome day kids!!


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Good morning Gang

I like the Sexy Saturday idea.

For us it's going to be Traveling Saturday. We will be leaving this afternoon for a quick trip to Ct. We have a bit of unfinished business to take care in out house before we can hand over the keys.
The prospective buyers are still waiting on their bank so we are not sure if the deal will go thru. But assuming that it does we want to be prepared.

Have a nice weekend everybody.

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Good Morning Gang

I will be going to my nieces first block party later today.

Well now that's I know it's naked Saturday I might want to think twice before drinking too many shots of Rumchata . I'll start thinking how sexy I am and the next thing off comes the clothes.
Seriously I'll have one maybe two of my favorite Malibu & pineapple....yummy!

I have to say I look forward to coming to this thread, you guys are truly gems!

Have a happy and blessed Saturday !
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I have to say I look forward to coming to this thread, you guys are truly gems!
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I'm glad that you joined us. I am going to miss this thread for the next few days.
I should be back Wednesday evening.

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Good morning from hot and very sunny NY .Today is a pool day .
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Good afternoon, we are back and adjusting to Eastern Time again.
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Goodbye Gang.

If all goes well I will be back on Wednesday evening, or Monday morning if there is a flight delay.

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Goodbye Gang.

If all goes well I will be back on Wednesday evening, or Monday morning if there is a flight delay.

TM
Happy travels TM and see you when you get back!
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Good Morning gang!! Happy Sunday!!

Hope you all have a great day!!

TM hope the sale of the home goes well!!!
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Good Morning

Boy the weeks sure are flyin past it seems like it was just last Sunday but its another week down and I'm waitinto hit the under 100 day mark for my upcoming cruise.

Had lots of fun at the block party yesterday however I was one of the seniors

Have a super Sunday!
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Good morning Gang. Hope you're all having a great day.

Well, I miss a day and TM is gone! I hope he and Mrs TM have safe travels.

Aerogirl, sounds like you had a great naked Saturday!

My livingroom is totaled. My daughter has crap all over the place in her effort to pack. She has already taken her stuff for studio up for her friend with the apartment to babysit...now it's her dorm stuff. She's going to leave on Wednesday and school begins the following Monday. She and her friends have to have time to go shopping and visiting before school starts. Mom and dad get to stay home this year and squall while she goes and has a good time before school starts.
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