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Old April 21st, 2014, 05:47 AM
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Good Monday Morning Gang!!

Hope you all had a good holiday!!

Moiraine needs to be given Detention since she played hooky!

Have A wonderful day....off to that magical place....(Work)
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Old April 21st, 2014, 06:48 AM
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Good morning,

It is anew week and I'm still fighting the new specs, looking for the best comfort/vision combo. Soon I'll fire up the laptop and it will be back to work.
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Hello friends! Not too much happening in my neck of the woods. Looking for a second job or a great paying fulltime job. Been working part time since 2008... what a coincidence. My part time job pays more than the majority of full time jobs but I am still dissatisfied. Once I have my school loans paid off, I can retire if I wish. I would like to cruise at least 200 days each year.
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Old April 21st, 2014, 10:05 AM
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Good morning Gang


Happy Monday morning and may this turn out to be great week for all the Gang.


Mike, I wish you good luck in finding that dream job that you are looking for.


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Old April 21st, 2014, 10:51 AM
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Good morning all. Well, I guess I'm in trouble! lmbo. Oh well. I have chores and mom has PT today. Will be reading and The Voice this evening.


Bob, good luck with the specs. I have bifocals but I still only use them to read. I can't see to read without the things but my far off vision isn't quite as bad. lol. Good thing I don't drive. Even with that, there will come a time that I'll have to wear the things full time. Too bad because I hate bifocals!


Good luck with the work week guys. Michael, good luck with the job hunt. TM, have fun this week in your yard.
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TM, have fun this week in your yard.

As a matter of fact, I do have to get everything in shape for our trip to Ct. on May 7th.


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Old April 22nd, 2014, 06:52 AM
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Good luck to Mike in his job hunt. The DD has been underemployed since the end of 2011. I have some understanding of the difficulties he is experiencing from watching her. DD started yet another temp job yesterday.
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Old April 22nd, 2014, 08:51 AM
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Good morning Gang. We had more rain last night. We didn't need the stuff but got it, anyway. The physical therapist called yesterday called and said she would not be able to get to mom, that it might be today. Sounds like they are under staffed. Mom's nurse is coming today. I've got my regular day otherwise. Hope you all have a nice day.
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Good morning Gang


Another warm sunny day is in store for us, so I will be puttering outside the rest of the morning.


I hope that you all have a nice day.


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Old April 23rd, 2014, 05:14 AM
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Good Morning Gang!!

Happy Wine Down Wednesday!!

Moiraine yes the medical field is under staffed. I see it when I visit Dad they are huffing and puffing. Too much work not enough workers.

Good luck Mike and Bob's DD on your job search!! And all those out there looking for work. This economy stinks and employers are taking advantage. Now a days you don't get hired to do your job but you get hired to do the job of 3 people. Plus many employers hire Part time so they don't have to give the costly medical benefits. Miss the good old days when jobs were a dime a dozen.

On a more cheerful note.....Congrats NY Rangers with their win last night over Philly game 3 Stanley Cup Playoffs.

Time to go to work and do the job of three people...

Moiraine are you watching American Idol in addition to the Voice??

Have a great day all!!!
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Freedom Of The Seas x3
Navigator Of The Seas x2
Explorer Of The Seas x2
Voyager Of The Seas
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Old April 23rd, 2014, 09:57 AM
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Good morning Gang


Happy wine down Wednesday!


With the job situation the way it is, I'm happy that Mrs. TM and I retired as soon as we did. We did create a couple of jobs for someone else.


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Old April 23rd, 2014, 05:07 PM
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Good evening Gang. Mom had an appointment with her PCP this morning. It went well. I had a busy couple of hours after. I'm cooking supper right now.


CQ, nope. I don't care for Idol. Mom has been watching it. The people on The Voice that got sent home were not really surprises.


Hope you all have a good evening.
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Old April 24th, 2014, 05:55 AM
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Happy Thursday Gang!!

Hope you all have a super day!!

Moiraine - I love The Voice I also have been watching Idol. Since Christina Agulara is Preggers Gwen Stevani is taking her place next season. I love Gwen! I do love all the Voice judges though!

Enjoy all!!
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Freedom Of The Seas x3
Navigator Of The Seas x2
Explorer Of The Seas x2
Voyager Of The Seas
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Old April 24th, 2014, 07:08 AM
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Good Morning,

Mowed the yard for the first time this year last night. Only the front because my allergies were kicking off. I'll finish tonight. The DD will be off to see her GM. Her nephew is home from a long naval deployment, she'll probably take both to lunch.

It's a virtual Friday for me. Three day weekend ahead.
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Good morning Gang

Another warm sunny day is in store for our neck of the woods. I will be taking a walk shortly and then I have some plants to check on.

I hope that you all have a pleasant day.

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Old April 24th, 2014, 11:00 AM
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Good morning Gang. The morning is going well so far.


Bob, congrats on the three day weekend.


CQ, next season of The Voice should be interesting.


TM, enjoy the day.


Actually, I hope you all have a good day.
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Actually, I hope you all have a good day.

I certainly had a good day and I hope that all the gang did as well.

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Good morning Gang


Happy open bar / bra Friday.


It's already the last Friday of the month. Where has the time gone by?


Today we are driving a few miles north to spend some time with friends in St. Augustine.


Get ready for the weekend and enjoy your day.


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Liberty of the Seas 5/2008+11/2009
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Old April 25th, 2014, 08:00 AM
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Good Morning,

We are heading down to Nashville today. We supported an old band in putting out a new album. This is the thank you, and tour kickoff, concert. Have never been to Nashville as a destination only as a pass through on the way to/from Florida.
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Greetings from Fort Lauderdale!!

Hope you all have a good weekend/week!

TM have fun in St. Augustine!

Bob have fun in Nashville!
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Navigator Of The Seas x2
Explorer Of The Seas x2
Voyager Of The Seas
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Old April 25th, 2014, 10:36 PM
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Good evening! I've been going and going today.


Enjoy the trip, Bob.


CQ, is this your cruise? If so, I hope you enjoy.


Hope you all enjoy the weekend.
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Greetings from Music City!

We were out last night until about 2. Had a great time but a little tired.
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Good morning Gang

Another beautiful day is here.

CQ, is in my home state and ready to cruise. I am sure that she will have a great time on the Indy.


Now I wish all the Gang a nice weekend.


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Hello Gang. I wish you all a happy Saturday.
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Good morning Gang


I wish you all a pleasant Sunday.


We will be going to Daytona Beach today.


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Old April 27th, 2014, 09:13 AM
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Good morning Gang. It's going to be a stormy day here. It will be all inside stuff for me. Have a wonderful day.
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Old April 27th, 2014, 09:27 AM
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Good morning and Happy Sunday!

Bon Voyage to CQ

Moiraine, take cover if you hear those sirens.
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Good evening Gang


Another day has gone by and I hope that all is well for the Gang.

Moiraine, did the storms leave yet?


Bob, I hope that all is peaceful in your neck of the woods.


CQ, what can I say? I am sure that you are having a ball. I would love to be on the Indy myself.


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Good Morning All,

No sirens but the rain is coming down heavily this morning. It's back to work today after my three day weekend. I think I would rather be on Indy too! But our clock is counting down before we head north to Alaska.
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Good morning gang! I hope all are okay who were under the weather threats are okay! Today is a sad day for me, my daughter, April, who have turned 40 years old if she had not left us 3 years ago. Tough day but I still celebrate this angel's life!
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