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Old April 28th, 2014, 10:34 AM
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Good morning Gang


Happy Monday morning to everyone.


mehawk, you have my thoughts and prayers on this sad day.


I also hope that people in the storm areas stay safe.


Hopefully CQ can send out a post from the Indy.


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Good morning Gang.


Michael, you are in my thoughts today.


CQ, party on!


Bob, I'm sorry it's back to work for you.


Well, tornadoes hit all around but spared us. We've had sixteen deaths so far and lots of property damage. The interstate and a major highway were closed last night. I don't know if they still are. I hope this is it for the bad weather.


My brother is supposed to be coming today and taking mom out to eat.


Hope you all have a decent day.
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Hi all!

Green_rd, I think we will probably be passing each other in Fairbanks! We will be arriving in Fairbanks from the Denali area on June 1. You will probably be on your way to the Denali area that day. Maybe we can wave to each other on the motorcoaches!!!

Mehawk, you are in my thoughts today.

Moiraine, glad you are safe. Continue to stay safe!

It is really dreary here today. Still at low 40's and rain. Rain all week for us! The weed and feed DH put on the lawn will really go to town with this rain. We will have to rake the lawn after we mow it!

Have a good day to
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It is really dreary here today. Still at low 40's and rain. Rain all week for us! The weed and feed DH put on the lawn will really go to town with this rain. We will have to rake the lawn after we mow it!

We could certainly use some of that rain here. Enjoy your weather!

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Good morning Gang


On this Tuesday morning, I'm concerned about all those storms that are doing so much damage in a large part of the country.


I hope that all the Gang and their loved ones are doing OK.


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Good morning Gang. I have a purring Lily in my lap right now. It's a good thing. Nothing going on as yet. Mt brother visited yesterday. Hope you all have a good day.
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Old April 29th, 2014, 08:36 AM
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Happy Tea Tuesday,

Michael, days like that must be tough. Nobody wants to outlive their child.
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Good morning Gang


Happy wine down Wednesday.


We have been in a dry weather pattern for some time in this, but last night we sure got a bunch of rain. The thunder storm were around for hours.


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Good Morning,

TM glad you got some rain. One of our friends posted the radar image. Looks like the coast got a good soaking.
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Good morning Gang. It's chilly here this morning. It's going to be a quiet day here. I've not felt good for a few days and just can't make myself go. I have a few small chores to do and then I'm going to sit on my rump. I'm getting tired of that...but what better to feel bad no w than next week when we are in Branson.

Found out yesterday that the kid will be joining us up there. Her Float the Buffalo trip didn't work out so she's doing to drive to Branson after her last final that morning and meet us somewhere for lunch after we get there. It's not too far from where she's at, so it won't be that much of a drive for her.

I was looking at zipling places last night. They have canopy tours there but I'm pretty sure that the kids don't have the money for that, so it's probably out. Well, and we have a small child with us. I doubt if we all want to zipline. I want to. Don't know if I should with a trapped nerve but I'm going to. I'm not telling. Ho ho. Anyway, I found a place that has something like it but it's called something else, can't remember, and it looks like they put you in a full body sling.

Anyway, have a good day all.
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Moiraine, go ahead and do the zipline. It's a lot of fun.

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Oh, I'm planning to do that baby, TM!
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Moiraine. have you zipped before?

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Happy May Day!

Enjoy some flowers

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Good morning Gang


Happy May Day.


Bob, thank you for the nice flowers.


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Good morning Gang.


Happy May Day.


TM, it will be my first time to zip. I can't wait! The views should be great, too. I'll have the Ozarks as a backdrop.


I found out last night that the kid is coming in this evening to dump a load of her stuff off before leaving in the morning to finish up a last minute project and study. All of her tests are Monday, Tuesday, and Wednesday morning. She has an exit meeting with one of the profs, too. I hope she gets out of there in plenty of time to have fun with us on Wednesday. I figure that's when I'll do the zipline.


Have a great day all!


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Those are some nice flowers, Bob. Thanks.
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Good evening Gang


Our day is mostly over, We had some rain and some sunshine. Tomorrow should be the same.


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A new day has begun. It is hard to believe it is the second day of. may. Only four more weeks before we head North.

Moiraine, I think you will have a great time on the zip line. It always reminds me of my kidhood. I had a could of friends who built their own zip lines. Of course they were rope and pulley systems. It still generated hours of fun.
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Good morning Gang


Happy open bar/bra Friday.


Today we have some errands to take care of plus I have an appointment with the eye Dr.


I feel the same way as Bob, I also find it hard to believe that it's May 2nd.


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Good morning Gang. The kid brought a load of her stuff home last night. All of the bulky stuff. I'm doing laundry for her before she goes back later today. She has four finals Monday, Tuesday, and Wednesday morning.


That homemade zipline thing made me think of the water hose my brother and his BFF had up in the old oak out back. It eventually rotted. I can't remember which one of them was on it when it broke. No major injuries were had but some laughs at their expense were had, I'm sure. I'd already left home.


You guys have a nice day.
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You guys have a nice day.

We had a nice day. We took care of a bunch of stuff and everything went well.
Now It's time to say good night.


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Good morning Gang


Saturday morning is here and so is the first weekend of May. I hope that it's a nice one for all the Gang.


I am eagerly waiting for a post from our Cruisequeen!
We all want to know what a good time she had.


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Good Morning!

LastSaturday we awoke to the sound of a helicopter hovering over the Music City Marathon. This morning about 35.000 runners have hit the streets of my town in our mini-marathon. And here I sit on the couch typing on my iPad. No big plans today, just a little this and that in and around the house.

I'm sure CQ will have a great report from her Indy cruise.
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I'm sure CQ will have a great report from her Indy cruise.

CQ sure knows how to cruise.



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Good evening Gang.


My dad passed away two years ago today. Despite the day I've managed to have a good day. I repotted some plants. Mom and I took our neighbor Bea a few of the roots from one of the repotted plants and had a nice visit with her this afternoon. We are going to the store tomorrow, but I think I'll wait to go to Lowes to buy this year's plants. It looks like this last winter was just too cold for the begonias that usually come back each year, so I'll have to buy them. I'm undecided on what all I will get. Between what I want and what mom wants and what we already have, well, we're going to have the entire patio loaded.


I hope you are all having a nice Saturday.
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Moiraine, I shop at Lowes pretty often, they do have nice plants and all kinds of garden stuff.
They also give Vets a 10% discount.


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TM, we have Lowes and Home Depot but Lowes is close to where I live. I've already bought the potting soil. I used some of it today, along with the bigger pots I got for the repotting. I think I'll wait until we get back from Branson to buy the plants, although I may look at a few things while we're at Walmart tomorrow. I'm glad that Lowes gives vets that 10% discount.
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Good Morning,

Sounds like Moiraine has her hands full. I think it is good to be busy on anniversaries like that.

We went to a nice concert last night. An old Christian rocker in a small church with an even smaller crowd. Disappointed for the performers that there weren't many ears.

On the upside our Pacers finally put together back to back wins to close out their first round playoff series and sent the Hawks home disappointed.
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Moiraine, keep the pleasant thoughts of your dad nearby in your mind. He lives within them.


My wife, Sandra, lost her niece Friday. The girl was only 41. Sandra had raised her as her own child for years so it is as if she lost her own child again.


I miss doing yard work as we live in a condo complex and our HOA fees pay for the work. Someday, I might get us another house to live in with a yard... unless we get a fifth-wheel RV instead and travel all the time.


Bob, congratulations on the Pacers moving on. My Rockets were ejected themselves. They need a point guard and a backup shooting guard who plays DEFENSE! Unfortunately, the general manager likes the run and gun offense. That is why Jeff Van Gundy was released.
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Good morning Gang


After three days of rainy weather, we are back in the Florida sunshine.


Mike I send my condolences to you and Sandra. You two certainly have had more than your share of heartbreaking losses.


Have a nice Sunday, folks.


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PS. I hope that CQ pops back to tell us about her cruise.

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