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Old July 12th, 2014, 11:21 AM
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Hi Gang


Happy Saturday!


Enjoy the weekend.


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Hope your head feels better Robin. We had Wine Down Friday while watching the tour and some YouTube videos on Barbados.

Today we are off the wedding of a young couple from church. They will each have eight attendants. There may be more people up front than in the seats
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Maybe you should have had two.


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Old July 12th, 2014, 06:34 PM
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Good Afternoon Gang!!

Happy Sangria Saturday!!

Aero feel better!

Tomorrow is the last World Cup game!

Have a great night all!!
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[QUOTE=thecruisequeen;1503829]


Tomorrow is the last World Cup game! all


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I always feel sad when the World Cup ends. Now I will have to wait another for years for another one.


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Old July 13th, 2014, 09:51 AM
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What a sports day, cyclists in the mountains and footballers in Brazil!

Yesterday's wedding was nice. We were bad and skipped the reception. We helped reset the church after the ceremony and were both "glowing" a bit more than was comfortable.
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Old July 13th, 2014, 10:32 AM
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Good morning Gang. Not much going on here. It's supposed to be the hottest day of the year today and then we are supposed to cool off with autumn like temps. This has been an insane summer so far. I am not going to complain about cooler temps though because it will still be between 75 and 80 degrees.


Hope you all have a wonderful day.
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Good afternoon Gang


We went to Church this morning and we will watch the World Cup final.


After that I will do some grilling and then take it easy for the rest of the evening.


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Old July 13th, 2014, 07:24 PM
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Good Sunday Evening Gang!!

Hope you are all having a wonderful day....

Congrats to Germany....What a game!

Have a great evening all!!
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I hope that you all had a nice day.


The final World Cup game was good to watch but now I will to have wait four years for another one.
Now I will keep my eye on the Tour de France.


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Good Morning All,

Our temps are supposed to take the same dive Moiraine is expecting. T-storms tonight leading to lows in the 50s and highs in the low 70s.

I booked our air for Barbados next Spring. Things have been a little flaky over the last few weeks regarding availability and we didn't want to do an overnight in Atlanta, Charlotte or Detroit. Zipping over to a hotel late night and zipping back early in the AM is not my idea of fun.
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Good afternoon Mates


I hope that you are all having a nice Mojito Monday.


This morning I was busy doing a little project outside.


Now the day is mostly over and not too much else to do except catch up on reading.


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Evening Gang. Just had supper. Waiting for Major Case tonight. Guess I'll start a new book while waiting. Went to PT for the first time today. The guy manhandled me so much he put a pain patch on me when he was finished. I hope the exercises won't be bad......


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I wish the ' Last Gang ' a very good morning and a nice day.

The sun is shinning brightly after a very rainy night. We really needed some rain and I am happy not to have to water plants today.

I miss not having any World Cup games to watch.

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Howdy everyone

Not sure if it's July or October as it's a little chilly today.

Manuel.....it's nice when Mother Nature takes over the watering duties for a day or so.

Have a great day!
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Good morning Gang and Happy Tea Tuesday! I've got the kitchen clean and am having my Greek yogurt. The storms came through here yesterday but this area was spared. We got a few sprinkles. We did not need the rain anyway. It's a lovely morning out there. It will be pleasant when I walk the dog in a bit. Mom and I are having our eye exams this afternoon. Have a good one folks.
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Manuel.....it's nice when Mother Nature takes over the watering duties for a day or so.

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There is nothing better. Especially when it rains at night.


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It was nice to mow tonight without breaking a sweat.
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Bob, you will probably need some blankets tonight.

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Old July 15th, 2014, 10:28 PM
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Got a new script for glasses, picked out the frames, and got the things ordered.
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Old July 16th, 2014, 08:17 AM
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Moiraine, I am sure you will be styling in the new specs.

No blankets needed just a much needed rest for the a/c. Hope CQ didn't get too deluged. Sounds like it dumped out east.
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Good morning Gang


This morning we got some early rain and it's the fifth day in a row that we had some heavy or light showers, so now everything is nice and green.
In Ct., where my kids live they have had a deluge for the past few days.
Such is the weather, we can talk about it, but we can't change it.


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PS.......! I hope that we hear from CQ. Her cruise must be coming up.
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Morning Gang. The daughter is snoozing on the couch right now. She left the radio on yesterday and drained the battery. She went to go to work this morning to a car that would not start. Her daddy came and gave her a jump after he got off work. She called in and told them her car wouldn't start and that she was taking the day off. We'll be running errands later. We'll be running errands later.

I hope CQ did not get dumped with rain. I know that I am enjoying this cooler weather.

About my new specs, I got more wire rims. I'm not a fan of the plastic frames on my own face. I think some people can pull them off but I can't, although I did once when I was a kid. I had blue plastic that we all called my granny glasses. Now the granny glasses are the wire rims!

Well, best to go walk the dog. Hope you all have a great day.
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Good morning Gang


Happy Tequila Thursday.


Not too much going on today, but I have plenty of stuff to keep me busy.
Our AC gets it's semi-annual check today and I will apply summer fertilizer to the lawn.
Today seniors get a discount, so we are going to see a movie.


Whatever you all do, I hope that you have a nice day.


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Good Morning,

CQ may have snuck off to sea on us. She had back to backs on two different ships. Since we are halfway through July so she better get hopping.
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Good afternoon Gang. I've had a busy day. It started off learning that my SIL had lost her mother to dementia. They knew it was coming, and she was with her. Problem is you are never ready even when you know it's coming and you've said goodbye.


I had PT this morning and I've done the grocery shopping for the week. We've got light rain right now but it looks like it wants to pour.


If CQ is cruising I sure hope she's having a good time.


I hope the Gang has a wonderful evening.
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[QUOTE=Moiraine;1504236].


If CQ is cruising I sure hope she's having a good time. [Quote]







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Hello Gang!! I've been crazy busy this week running back and forth to see Dad and also watching my BFF's and her other family members pets while they were all cruising on Explorer. So I was running around between three homes. They got back today and loved the cruise.


Well my battery is low and needs recharging......It's time to cruise!!
Should be in FLL tomorrow around Noon.



Have a great weekend gang!
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CQ........Have a wonderful time on your B2B ...can't wait to see the pictures.
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Old July 18th, 2014, 07:23 AM
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And she's off! Happy cruising CQ

Saw Weird Al's Word Crimes yesterday. It is pretty hilarious. Look it up on YouTube if you have not seen it.
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