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Old January 31st, 2008, 04:13 PM
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As far as I am concerned beautiful hair on a pretty woman is a wonderful thing. Although I'm told that I have nice hair all the time.

Now to change the subject I have to confess that I am computer challenged, that is why I did not post any pictures of my cruise.

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Well at least you are computer challenged I'm computer retarded! Took me a while to post pictures now I can't stop.
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Well CQ I have hopes of someday being able to post pictures also. For now I'm happy that I learned how to post on Cruisemates, and most of all that I have found such a nice bunch of people to share posts with. The last gang is super.

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I have a question for Kat. Since you work for the state of California, did you ever meet Governor schwarzenneger?

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good question TM! hmmm.....

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Wow I would love to win this! Never been to a fashion show

For a limited time only, DETAILS is offering the readers of Glamour a true VIP fashion experience – win a 3 DAY/2 NIGHT trip for 2 to Milan and enjoy one of the hottest fashion shows to hit the Italian city.



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Manuel, if you have pics on your computer, I'd be happy to walk you through the process.
Trust me, I only speak stupid when it comes to computers.

I fought this technology until I just couldn't put it off anymore.
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anyone watching this show on Mondays?

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can you say 'roid?
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Time to discuss sports since "Hair Time" has expired!

The race for Super Bowl profits is on. While the New England Patriots attempt to become the first team in the National Football League to reach a perfect 19-0 record, businesses across the country are banking on this game to be a bigger economic driver than any single sporting event in history.

Some records have already been set: The cost of a 30-second commercial during Fox's broadcast, $2.7 million, is the highest ever.

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How cute the Last Gang in the cartoon version!

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CQ that's a cute last gang. I do have pictures on my computer, my dw does that as she is a bit more savy on the computer than I am. All I do is these posts and search for news, sports and all kinds of information. One of these days I will take you up on your offer to help me learn how to post pictures.

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I know it's early but I have to say goodnight I have a cold and it's just draining my energy. I am last for now and will be posting early in the AM.

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CQ signing off early gotta watch Donald Trump fire someone tonight!

Feel better TM.

Carry on Nite shift!
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I have a question for Kat. Since you work for the state of California, did you ever meet Governor schwarzenneger?

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Okay seriously Florence Henderson totally rocks. She my idol I want to grow up to be just like her.
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so thats what was what was going on behind the scenes of the brady bunch.
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Cute video Kat.
Now the day shift is here to get this friday off to a rolling start. Happy february to all the gang. I guess we all are getting ready for the superbowl on sunday. For me the best part is all the snacks and drinks that go with it. I do have to show up at work for a few hours on saturday and sunday, but I'll be home by 1PM. So I'll still have some time to post this weekend and watch the superbowl.

And of course time to be last.

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CQ I love tha last gang cartoon, now I'm trying to figure out which one of us each character represents. But it is cool, just like the last gang.

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the day shift?! i am awake. its 130am here. couldnt sleep.
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Good Morning Last Gang,

Happy TGIF!

TM we got some icey roads this morning! 2 hour delayed opening at school today :evil: And heavy rain all day today!

TM working 7 days a week this week! Well when we all finally cruise together TM is buying a couple of rounds of drinks since he is working 7 days a week!

Nite shift should be sleeping.

We are now adding Fashion to the Hair posting session from 2 to 4 (EST)

Agenda for today:
2 to 4 Hair and Fashion postings
and Fridays is Freaky Friday where anything goes!




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Kat cute video of Mrs. Brady and cute outfit! Go Mrs. B!
That looks like a routine Madonna would do!
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CQ I love tha last gang cartoon, now I'm trying to figure out which one of us each character represents. But it is cool, just like the last gang.

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TM I think I'm the Blonde chick. I don't know who is Charlie Brown?? who has less hair TM or Rinker???? TM you stated you had alot of hair so I guess Rinker is Charlie Brown!


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good morning!! **yawn** wheres my coffee? here coffee? maybe if i open the other eye i will find it. **yawn** too early for me!
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Good morning Csis.

What are you doing on the day shift!!! You should be sleeping girlfriend!
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i couldnt sleep so here i am.
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Well it is nice to have you for a change in the Day shift!
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why thank ya! TGIF!!
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