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Old September 4th, 2007, 03:37 PM
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Dentist !!!!!

A man and his wife walked into a dentist's office. The man said
to the
dentist, "Doc, I'm in one heck of a hurry. I have two buddies
sitting out in my car waiting for us to go play golf. So forget
about
the anesthetic and just pull the tooth and be done with it.

We have a 10:00 AM tee time at the best golf course in town and it's
> > >>> 9:30 already. I don't have time to wait for the anesthetic to work!"

The dentist thought to himself, "My goodness, this is surely a very
brave man asking to have his tooth pulled without using anything to
> > >>> kill the pain."
> > >>>
> > >>> So the dentist ask him, "Which tooth is it sir?"
> > >>>
> > >>> The man turned to his wife and said, "Open your mouth Honey, and
show
him."
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Old November 3rd, 2007, 08:56 PM
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Wonder what this for his bedroom golf.

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I wonder how hard it was to golf after she placed it golf clubs you know where.
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