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Old September 14th, 2007, 12:42 AM
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My wife and I were happy for twenty years.... Then we met.

I asked the bellhop to handle my bag.... He groped my wife
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Old September 14th, 2007, 03:50 PM
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Maybe Rodney was reincarnated as Mehawk..........!

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Old September 14th, 2007, 06:08 PM
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I heard them last night on the CBS lateshow.
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Lost Husband and Dog. Reward for Dog

(back at ya Michael )
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Michael:

I really enjoyed these jokes....and I must say, either your wife does not read these boards, or she is a very good sport!!


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PS - I have enjoyed many of your posts....
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Seriously, wives are wonderful to have around......
I would not consider going on a cruise w/o my wife. After all I need help in carrying the luggage.

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ps - if I get lost she is there to tell me where to go!
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