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Old October 15th, 2007, 09:41 AM
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A man went to a barber for a trim and a shave. While the barber was lathering the man up for his shave, the man told the barber that he always has a hard time getting a close shave on his cheeks.

The barber pulled a small wooden ball out of this cabinet drawer. “Place this ball between your cheek and gum on the right side and I can give you a close shave.?

The man did this, and the barber shaved the right side of his face.

“Wow!? exclaimed the man, “that is great! Smooth as a baby’s bottom!?

He put the ball in the left side of his mouth, in anticipation of the barber’s next move. Just then he gulped and gagged with an involuntary jerk. The ball was now stuck in the back of his mouth.

With muffled voice he asked, “Buh what happens if I accidentowy swawo du baw??

The barber said, “Don’t worry about it. Here’s some water. Swallow it down and just bring it back tomorrow…that’s what the last guy did.?
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Old October 15th, 2007, 10:21 AM
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Old October 15th, 2007, 04:08 PM
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i second that one....EEEWWW!!
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I'm really sorry I read that!!!!!
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that is why i shave at home




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That's gotta hurt. But hey my cows and I liked it.
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