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Old October 29th, 2007, 02:03 PM
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Subject: Taxes....

A little boy wanted $100.00 very badly and prayed for weeks, but nothing happened .







Then he decided to write God a letter requesting the $100.00.




When

The postal authorities received the letter to God , USA , they decided to send it to the President.




The president was so amused that he instructed his secretary to send the little boy a $5.00 bill.




The president thought this would appear to be a lot of money to a little boy.




The little boy was delighted with the $5.00 bill and sat down to write a thank-you note to God, which read:





Dear God: Thank you very much for sending the money. However, I noticed that for some reason you sent it through

Washington, DC., and those assholes deducted $95.00 in taxes
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Old October 29th, 2007, 07:41 PM
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Oh my goodness...
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Quite good. That boy sure knows how the governament operates.

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Everybody must pay thier taxes.
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how true! will he be itemizing at the end of the year?
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Sounds like he got it just about right!
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