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Old December 11th, 2007, 03:30 PM
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Subject: guts or balls?> >>We've all heard about people having guts or balls. But do you really>know the difference between them?>>In an effort to keep you informed, the definition for each is listed>below...>>GUTS - Is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met>by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: 'Are you still>cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?'>>BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling>of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the>butt and having the balls to say: 'You're next, fatty.'>>I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions.>
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how about the broom shoved through the guts to the balls?
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Earl,

This is one of these situations you "don't try at home".............!

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smart guy!! thats why im happily divorced!!! 8)
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Some guys seem to have more ba**s than brains. I wouldn't even tell that joke at a bachelor party.
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how about the broom shoved through the guts to the balls?
um...U-shaped?
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how about the broom shoved through the guts to the balls?
um...U-shaped?
sure why not....some brooms have metal handles that can be bent.

forget the guts and balls and just stick with class and respect? works like a charm!
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um...it was a JOKE
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i know. sorry i guess something got lost in the translation.
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CRazysis your comments were cool and funny

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Manuel, you sucking up?

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nah he just knows how to charm the ladies!
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