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Old December 20th, 2007, 02:29 PM
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Possibly The Best Blonde Joke Ever A blond walks into a pharmacy and asks the assistant For some rectum deodorant. The pharmacist, a little bemused, explains to the Woman that, they don't sell rectum deodorant and never have Unfazed, the blond assures the pharmacist that she> Has been buying the stuff from this store on a Regular basis and would like some more "I'm sorry," says the pharmacist, "We don't have Any "But, I always buy it here," says the blond "Do you have the container that it came in?" asks The pharmacist. "Yes," said the blond, "I'll go home and get it She returns with the container and hands it to the Pharmacist who looks at it and says to her "This is just a normal stick of underarm deodorant Annoyed, the blond snatches the container Back and reads out loud from the container (Are you ready for this one















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A "good" blonde joke:

Why did the blonde get upset when her driver's license arrived in the mail?

Because she got an "F" in SEX.

[geeze - note to self, check the jokes area a little more often].
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