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Old January 17th, 2008, 02:16 PM
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A guy goes to the supermarket & notices an attractive woman
waving at him. She says hello. He's rather taken aback because
he can't place where he knows her from. So he says, "Do you
know me?"

To which she replies, "I think you're the father of one of my
kids."

Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been
unfaithful to his wife and says, "My God, are you the stripper
from my bachelor party that I made love to on the pool table
with all my buddies watching while your partner whipped my butt
with wet celery???"

She looks into his eyes & says calmly, "No, I'm your son's
teacher."
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Old January 17th, 2008, 04:56 PM
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WOW I bet his mouth tastes like leather.
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Old January 31st, 2008, 02:51 PM
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HA HA!! Too funny!!
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Old February 1st, 2008, 05:51 AM
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whoopsey!! open mouth and CRAM foot inside.
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