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Old January 29th, 2008, 03:23 PM
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I ended up with an older woman at a club last night.

> She looked pretty good for a 60-year-old.

> In fact, she wasn't too bad at all, and I found myself thinking

> that

> she probably had a really hot daughter.

> We drank a bit, and we had a bit of a snuggle, and she asked if I

> ever

> had a 'Sportsman's Double?'.

> 'What's that?' I asked.

> 'It's a mother and daughter threesome,' she said.

> 'Oh.' I said as my mind began to embrace the idea, 'No, I

> haven't.'

> And I wondered what this daughter of hers might look like.

> We drank a bit more, then she says with a wink that tonight was

'my

> lucky night'.I went back to her place.

> We walked in.

> She put on the hall light and shouted upstairs:

>

> 'Mom, you still awake'?
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Old January 29th, 2008, 03:26 PM
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Heard this one but it is a good one and once again did laugh
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not bad

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That's just WRONG!!

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go granny go!!
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go granny go!!
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hee hee hee!! Very funny you are!!
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