I ended up with an older woman at a club last night.
> She looked pretty good for a 60-year-old.
> In fact, she wasn't too bad at all, and I found myself thinking
> she probably had a really hot daughter.
> We drank a bit, and we had a bit of a snuggle, and she asked if I
> had a 'Sportsman's Double?'.
> 'What's that?' I asked.
> 'It's a mother and daughter threesome,' she said.
> 'Oh.' I said as my mind began to embrace the idea, 'No, I
> And I wondered what this daughter of hers might look like.
> We drank a bit more, then she says with a wink that tonight was
> lucky night'.I went back to her place.
> We walked in.
> She put on the hall light and shouted upstairs:
> 'Mom, you still awake'?