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Old February 11th, 2008, 03:22 PM
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Maxine was driving down the street in a sweat because she had an important meeting and couldn't find a parking place.



Looking up toward heaven, she said, 'Lord, take pity on me. If you find me a parking place I will go to church every Sunday for the rest of my life and give up sex and tequila.'

Miraculously, a parking place appeared.

She looked up again and said, 'Never mind. I found one.'
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Old February 11th, 2008, 05:58 PM
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Offa. The pulls of the flesh!
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Cruised more times than I can remember.

Good people sleep peaceably in their beds at night only because rough men stand ready to do violence on their behalf.

Courage and perserverance have a magical talisman; before which difficulties disappear and obstacles vanish into the air.

Pick your company wisely! Hang around people who are going to help you become all God created you to be.
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Typical human reaction

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