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Old February 11th, 2008, 04:08 PM
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Default Can you solve this puzzle?

You are riding on a beautiful white horse.
On your left side is a drop off.
On your right side are several ostriches being chased by a lion.
In front of you are four large gazelles which won't get out of your way
and you can't seem to overtake them.
Behind you is a stampede of horses.
What must you do to get out of this highly dangerous situation?
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I love it

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You must wake up from that dream
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i have ridden that horse before
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....no, it's funnier than just that, it's a........
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OMG that's awesome!!!
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