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Old February 12th, 2008, 02:38 PM
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I just notice that I am now an ADMIRAL. do I get a ship now
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Old February 12th, 2008, 02:49 PM
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This is the ship that a new ADMIRAL gets!

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Old February 12th, 2008, 04:26 PM
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hey it floats.

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Who stole that out of my yard???
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Old February 12th, 2008, 05:45 PM
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Yikes!
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Old February 12th, 2008, 06:34 PM
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Wheres my crew!!!
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Old February 12th, 2008, 06:46 PM
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Here is your crew Earl! They are not going to give you such a luxury ship without a crew! 8)

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Old February 12th, 2008, 07:22 PM
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earl,
See the casino on the 2nd floor?

Meet the server:


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Old February 12th, 2008, 07:25 PM
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Hey the inside of that ship looks alot better then the outside!
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I would prefer an all girls crew
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Old February 12th, 2008, 10:13 PM
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Here is your newly assigned crew!

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You get all the above, including a hefty pay raise.
Congratulations !!
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but no fratenatizing with the crew.
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Ya gotta fraternize .
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Quote:
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Here is your newly assigned crew!

There ya go Earl.....Happy Valentine's Day!
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A DREAM COME TRUE. CAN I KEEP THEM AFTER THE CRUISE!!!
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The 3rd one from the left (with her arm raised) name is Chrissy.
She farts in her sleep.
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....and the 3rd one on the right in the back row is a guy named Leroy....
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....and the 3rd one on the right in the back row is a guy named Leroy....
Flip Wilson!!!
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....and the 3rd one on the right in the back row is a guy named Leroy....
Flip Wilson!!!
....saying, "What you see, is what you get!"
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WOW, I'm going to book the SUITE!

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Old February 15th, 2008, 10:30 AM
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Formal wear on Earl's ship!
Hey She is wearing a tie!




And the pool area!

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All of this extra stuff is on his ship that we see? Great camoflauge.
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No big deal...they just lay there.
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I THINK I DIE AND WENT TO HEAVEN.
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Old February 20th, 2008, 08:35 AM
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Dining On Earl's ship is as follows:

Lobster



Filet Minon




Open Bar


And of course as on any ship the wait staff and bartender work very hard.



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Navigator Of The Seas x2
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Thank you the Cruisequeen. I think I am going to make you second in command.
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Hey is that DTW looking for your ship?
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DTW in his speedo is assigned to my ship!
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Old February 20th, 2008, 02:56 PM
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Quote:
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Thank you the Cruisequeen. I think I am going to make you second in command.
Why thank you Earl. I do my best to see that you have the best staff, delicious food and wonderful entertainment!
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