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Old February 13th, 2008, 02:27 PM
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Charlie was fixing a door and found that he needed a new hinge, so he sent his wife Mary to Home Depot.

At Home Depot, Mary saw a beautiful bathroom faucet while she was waiting for Walt, the manager, to finish waiting on a customer.

When Walt was finished, Mary asked 'How much for that faucet?' Walt replied, 'That's pewter and it costs $300.' 'My goodness, that sure is a lot of money!' Mary exclaimed.



Then she proceeded to describe the hinge that Charlie had sent her to buy, and Walt went to the back room to find it.

From the back room Walt yelled, 'Mary, you wanna screw for that hinge?'



Mary replied, 'No, but I will for the faucet.'



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Old February 13th, 2008, 05:17 PM
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now that was new to me, and I found it very funny.

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Ok, besides me, who goes to Home Depot on occasion just to look around?
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I go to Lowe's.....better looking salesmen.......
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Interesting...
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