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Old February 28th, 2008, 03:56 PM
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A man was riding his Harley along a California beach when suddenly the sky clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, the Lord said,
"Because you have TRIED to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant
you one wish."

The biker pulled over and said, "Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can ride
over anytime I want." The Lord said, "Your request is materialistic,
think of the enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking; the
supports required to reach the bottom of the Pacific and the concrete
and steel it would take! It will nearly exhaust several natural
resources. I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for
worldly things. Take a little more time and think of something that
could possibly help mankind." The biker thought about it for a long
time.

Finally, he said, "Lord, I wish that I and all men could understand our
wives; I want to know how she feels inside, what she's thinking when she gives me the silent treatment, why she cries, what she means when she says nothing's wrong, and how I can make a woman truly happy."



The Lord replied, "You want two lanes or four on that bridge?
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Good people sleep peaceably in their beds at night only because rough men stand ready to do violence on their behalf.

Courage and perserverance have a magical talisman; before which difficulties disappear and obstacles vanish into the air.

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Gawd...ain't that the truth?

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you know its funny cause a female poster posted this joke but all the reply posts so far have been male posters.
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Well Sis,

Building a 4-lane highway would be easier than understanding some of the ladies I've dated.................

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you know its funny cause a female poster posted this joke but all the reply posts so far have been male posters.
I had to get all the men off the toilets somehow to free up the bathrooms for us gurls.......
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i dont think men will ever be able to fully understand the female mind. heck we dont fully understand it ourselves!
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We don't understand women, but that is part of the excitment and mystery that keeps us interested. Women are our greatest gift, and I never find them boring.

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