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earl February 29th, 2008 11:09 AM

wal-mart
 
A man was in a long line at Walmart.
As he got to the register he realized
he had forgotten to get condoms, so
he asked the checkout girl if she could
have some brought up to the register.

She asked, 'What size condoms?'

The customer replied that he didn't
know. She asked him to drop his pants.
He did.

She reached over the counter, grabbed
hold of him and called over the intercom,
'One box of large condoms, Register 5.'

The next man in line thought this was
interesting, and like most of us, was up
for a cheap thrill.

When he got up to the register, he
told the checker that he too had
forgotten to get condoms, and asked
if she could have some brought to the
register for him.

She asked him what size, and he stated
that he didn't know. She asked him to
drop his pants. He did.

She gave him a quick feel, picked up
the intercom and said, 'One box of
medium-sized condoms, Register 5.'

A few customers back was this teenage
boy. He thought what he had seen was
way too cool. He had never had any type
of sexual contact with a live female, so
he thought this was his chance.

When he got to the register he told the
checker he needed some condoms.

She asked him what size and he said
he didn't know.? She asked him to drop
his pants and he did. She reached over
the counter, gave him a quick squeeze,
then picked up the intercom and said...



(you'll love this one...................)







'Cleanup, Register 5'

thecruisequeen February 29th, 2008 02:38 PM

OMG! rofl rofl rofl

The Joke of the week!

I'm emailing this one to friends! LOL

Brian J February 29th, 2008 05:40 PM

LOL LOL LOL

mehawk February 29th, 2008 05:41 PM

Eoooo. :D

Manuel February 29th, 2008 05:55 PM

LOL LOL LOL

TM

crazysis March 1st, 2008 12:03 AM

OMG!! rofl rofl cant breathe!! rofl rofl too funny! rofl rofl

JamesRT March 3rd, 2008 06:44 PM

How Dare You???


rofl rofl rofl


My sides hurt....


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