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Old March 1st, 2008, 08:54 AM
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From the log of the Sarasota,Florida police station.

An elderly Florida lady did her shopping and upon returning to her car found four males in the act leaving with her vechicle.
She dropped her shopping bags and drew her handgun, procceding to scream at the top of her lung,'"I have a gun and I know how to use it !!Get out of the car."
the four men didn't wait for a second threat. They got out and ran like mad. The lady, somewhat shaken, then proceded to load her shopping bags in the trunk and get in to the drivers seat. She was so shaken that she could not get her keys into the ignition.She tried several itimes, then realized why; It was the same reason why she wondered why there was a football, a frisbee and 2 packs of beeer in the front seat. Later she found her onw car parked 4 spaces further down. She drove to the police station to report her mistake.
The rofficer to whom she told the story, couldn't stop laughing. There at the end of the counter were 4 very pale men reporting a car jacking.describing an elderly lady wtith white hair, 5 feet tall and caring a large hand gun.
No charges were filed.

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, sounds like something I would do...

I believe you that you WOULD do something like that!
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