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Old March 6th, 2008, 10:00 PM
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Ed was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary and his wife was really ticked off at him.

She told him, "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200
in 6 seconds. AND IT BETTER BE THERE".

The next morning Ed got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the
window and sure enough there was a small box gift wrapped in the middle of the driveway.

Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway,and brought the box back in
the house. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.

Funeral services for Ed have been scheduled for Friday.

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