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Old March 10th, 2008, 01:10 AM
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A wife went in to see a therapist and said,
"I've got a big problem, doctor.
Every time we're in bed and my husband climaxes,
he lets out this ear splitting yell."


"My dear," the shrink said, "that's completely natural.
I don't see what the problem is."

"The problem is," she complained, "it wakes me up!"
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He might need a new wife????

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INIS 46!! you seem to talk about sex alot , funny one
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INIS 46!! you seem to talk about sex alot , funny one
Other then cruising and sex what else is there to talk about!!
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INIS 46!! you seem to talk about sex alot , funny one
Other then cruising and sex what else is there to talk about!!

That's a big 10-4!!!! Besides, I keep getting this message board mixed up with Love@aol........
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