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Old March 10th, 2008, 03:04 PM
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The Perfect Day
Men and women are different, According to a recent poll, this are women and men expectations for a perfect day:
ACCORDING TO HER:
8:45am Wake up to hugs and kisses
9:00am 3Kg lighter on the scales
9:30am Light breakfast
11:00am Sunbathe
12:30pm Lunch with best friend at outdoor cafe
1:45pm Shopping
2:30pm Bump into boyfriend's ex & find that she has put on 10Kg
3:00pm Facial & massage
4:00pm Nap
7:00pm Candlelight dinner for 2, followed by dancing
9:00pm Make love
11:00pm Pillow talk in his big strong arms

ACCORDING TO HIM:
10:00am Wake up
10:02am Oral sex
10:10am Big breakfast
11:30am Drive up coast in Ferrari with gorgeous babe with big hooters
1:30pm Enormous lunch
2:20pm Oral sex
2:30pm Play sport with the guys
4:00pm Drink lots with the guys
6:40pm Meet Claudia Schiffer
6:50pm Oral Sex
7:00pm Huge dinner, followed by more drinks with the guys
11:00pm Arrive home
11:05pm Full-on, get-down, gorilla sex
11:20pm Fall asleep



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Old March 10th, 2008, 03:16 PM
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Read this one the other day!
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Old March 10th, 2008, 05:25 PM
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Funny but it has been around.

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Earl prolly wrote the original.......
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