A wealthy old lady decided to go on a photo safari in Africa, she took her
faithful pet dachshund along for company. One day, the dachshund starts
chasing butterflies and before long the dachshund discovers that he is lost.
So, wandering about, he notices a leopard heading rapidly in his direction
with the obvious intention of having lunch. The dachshund thinks "OK, I'm
in deep trouble now!" Then he notices some bones on the ground close by,
and immediately settles down to chew on the bones with his back to the
approaching cat. Just as the leopard is about to leap, the dachshund
exclaims loudly "Boy, that was one delicious leopard. I wonder if there are
anymore around here." Hearing this, the leopard halts his attack in
mid-stride, as a look of terror overcomes him, and he slinks away into the
trees. "Whew" says the leopard, "That was close. That dachshund nearly
Meanwhile, a monkey who had been watching the whole scene
from a nearby tree figures he can put this knowledge to good use and
trade it for protection from the leopard. So, off he goes. But the
dachschund saw him heading after the leopard with great speed, and
figured that something must be up. The monkey soon catches up with the
leopard, spills the beans and strikes a deal for himself with the Leopard.
The leopard is furious at being made a fool of and says "here monkey, hop
on my back and see what's going to happen to that conniving canine."
Now the dachshund, sees the leopard coming with the monkey on his back
and thinks, "What am I going to do now?" But instead of running the dog
sits down with his back to the attackers, pretending he hasn't seen them
yet....and just when they get close enough to hear the dachshund
says..."Where's that damn monkey? I sent him off half an hour ago to
bring me another leopard!"
Remember if you can't dazzle them with brilliance,
Baffle them with Bullshit!!!