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Old April 1st, 2008, 02:00 AM
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Default The Irishman and the Mormon

A Mormon was seated next to an Irishman on a flight from London . After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken.

The Irishman asked for a whiskey, which was promptly brought and placed before him.

The flight attendant then asked the Mormon if he would like a drink.
He replied in disgust, 'I'd rather be savagely raped by a dozen whores
than let liqueur touch my lips.'

The Irishman then handed his drink back to the attendant and said, 'Me,
too, I didn't know we had a choice.'
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Yea, me too...........!

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What a flight! They would be safe with me though.
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SEE! And you guys thought I was NUTS when I stopped drinking!

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