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Old April 8th, 2008, 09:58 PM
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Two men dressed in pilots' uniforms walk up the aisle of the aircraft. Both are wearing dark glasses, one is using a guide dog, and the other is tapping his way along the aisle with a cane.
Nervous laughter spreads through the cabin, but the men enter the cockpit the door closes, and the engines start up. The passengers begin glancing nervously around, searching for some kind of a sign that this is just a little practical joke. None is forthcoming.
The plane moves faster and faster down the runway, and the people sitting in the window seats realize they're headed straight for the water at the edge of the airport property. Just as it begins to look as though the plane will plow straight into the water, panicked screams fill the cabin.
At that moment, the plane lifts smoothly into the air. The passengers relax and laugh a little sheepishly, and soon all retreat into their magazines and books, secure in the knowledge that the plane is in good hands.
Meanwhile, in the cockpit, one of the blind pilots turns to the other and
says, 'You know, Bob, one of these days, they're gonna scream too late and we're all gonna die' !!
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Old April 8th, 2008, 10:45 PM
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Old April 9th, 2008, 05:09 AM
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That reminds me of when we took off out of Montego Bay Jamaica.
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Old April 13th, 2008, 10:34 AM
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It is incredible on what one can get away with now.
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That reminds me of when we took off out of Montego Bay Jamaica.
Yes indeed. Montego Bay has one of the most "interesting" airports in the world to fly into, and out of!

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I will see your Montego Bay and raise you Madeira Island. This is why I cruise to Madeira this time.
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I will see your Montego Bay and raise you Madeira Island. This is why I cruise to Madeira this time.

.....WHEW! We made it! Now where's my drink.......
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In all honesty, Madeira looks easy. Steep approach, yes, but nice clear approach once that first mountain is cleared, and certainly enough runway. Montego has mountains at both ends of the runway,,,and I mean CLOSE to the ends of the runway. When youre wheels leave the ground upon takeoff, you have to make an immediate turn or you'll stop very, very quickly! (I hate it when that happens )

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In all honesty, Madeira looks easy. Steep approach, yes, but nice clear approach once that first mountain is cleared, and certainly enough runway. Montego has mountains at both ends of the runway,,,and I mean CLOSE to the ends of the runway. When youre wheels leave the ground upon takeoff, you have to make an immediate turn or you'll stop very, very quickly! (I hate it when that happens )

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I agree...You have to be a fighter pilot to get out of Montego bay...Straight up.
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Well there is also the wind.
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DAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Red Dog Mine 200 miles into the Artic Circle trumps 'em all.

On two separate occasions I was stranded there for more than 5 days.

Once, we landed so hard the oxygen masks came down...that'll make ya sit up!
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......drops to my knees and begins to pray.....Hail Mary full of grace......and I ain't even Catholic!
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Of course if you like it bad, then the German's know how to do it.

This is a Lufthansa A320 trying to land in Hamburg March 2008 -
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Okay I thinking I'm ready to fly in 10 days. I hope there is no wind.
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thanks guys!! now im thinking TRANQUILIZERS!!
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