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Old April 17th, 2008, 11:01 PM
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M y R esimay

To hoom it Mae cunsern,

I waunt to apply for the job what I saw in the paper. I kin Type realee qwik wit one finggar and do sum a counting.

I think I am good on the fone and I no I am a pepole person. I no my spelling is not too good.

M y salerery is open, I kin start emeditely. Thank yoo in advanse fore yore anser.



PS : Because my resimay is a bit short - below is a pickture of me.

Employer's response:...
Dear Bryan,

It's OK honey, we've got spell check.

See you M onday.

Thank You

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Old April 18th, 2008, 01:11 AM
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One part age; three parts liquor!

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Old April 18th, 2008, 08:48 AM
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Yep, he's hired in a heart beat!!
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Old April 18th, 2008, 10:24 AM
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....and when you fire him bahamamomma, send him south east....
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Old April 18th, 2008, 05:02 PM
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HEY, how'd y'all get my picture? (I looked just like that,,,,,when I was 19 years old)

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Old April 18th, 2008, 08:48 PM
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Good people sleep peaceably in their beds at night only because rough men stand ready to do violence on their behalf.

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Pick your company wisely! Hang around people who are going to help you become all God created you to be.
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