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Old April 25th, 2008, 02:28 PM
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Default Your tax rebate check

Tax Rebate

President George Bush said each one of us would

get a $600.00 tax rebate. It was previously slated to be

$800.00, but they dropped it to a $600.00 tax rebate

because of various budget problems.

Now, if we spend that money at Wal-Mart,

all the money will go to China, if we spend it on

computers, most of the money will go to Korea or India.

If we spend it on gasoline it will all go to the Arabs

.....and none of these scenarios will help the American


We need to keep that money here in America .....so the

only way to keep that money here at home is to drink beer,

gamble, or spend it on prostitution. Currently it seems that

these are the only businesses still left in the U.S.

I'm Elliot Spitzer and I approve of this message.
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Old April 25th, 2008, 07:00 PM
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I concur!

Good people sleep peaceably in their beds at night only because rough men stand ready to do violence on their behalf.

Courage and perserverance have a magical talisman; before which difficulties disappear and obstacles vanish into the air.

Pick your company wisely! Hang around people who are going to help you become all God created you to be.
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Old April 26th, 2008, 01:24 PM
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How true..now pass me a beer....
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Old April 29th, 2008, 08:46 AM
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Hopefully, I will be buying my 6-pack this week!!!

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