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Old April 29th, 2008, 03:42 PM
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A man in North Carolina had a flat tire, pulled off on the side of the road, and proceeded to put a bouquet of flowers in front of the car and one behind it.



Then he got back in the car to wait. A passerby studied the scene as he drove by and was so curious he turned around and went back. He asked the fellow what the problem was.



The man replied, 'I have a flat tire.'



The passerby asked, 'But what's with the flowers?'



The man responded, 'When you break down they tell you to put flares in the front and flares in the back. Hey, it don't make no sense to me neither.'


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A Georgia State trooper pulled over a pickup on I- 75. The trooper asked, 'Got any I.D.?'



The driver replied, 'Bout whut?'

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Hell,,,,I don't get it????

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That's cuz you ain't from NC or GA.........
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Nope Inis,,,that ain't rite. It's cuz that's the way I'd answer them same questions! What ain't rite about that?

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I must add if you are from the southern part of West Virginia, everyone would still have a hard time gettin it if you are not from there. I have lots of relatives in the southern part of the state and it is a very tough to understand them.
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I got it....is that a bad thang?

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Wail, ah tink et es a grate stery.
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