NOTE: Evangeline Downs is a night time horse race track.
This is a joke TC told me tonight. I had to clean it up because she has had a FEW cocktails!
Boudreaux and Thibodeaux went to the races one night. They had a great time betting on the horses. At 2:00 am they stumbled out to the parking lot. The lot is full of cars. Boudreaux says, "Thibodeaux how we gone find our car?" Thibodeaux says, "Cher, I done figured it out. We wait til all the people leave and the car that's left is ours!" So they wait and wait and wait. Finally at 5:00 am there is one car left in the lot. It is their car. Boudreaux and Thibodeaux drive home.
A few days later, Boudreaux and Thibodeaux decide they want to go to the races again. Boudreaux says, "Thibodeaux, I done want to stay der til 5 in the mornin. We need to gets a betta plan!" Thibodeaux says, "Boudreaux, I done figured it out! We gone ride the donkey!"
So the boys take off to the races on their donkey. They get to the track and tie the donkey up to the fence. At 2:00 am they stumble out to the fence. There are THREE donkeys tied to the fence. Boudreaux says, "Thibodeaux, ware is our donkey?" Thibodeaux said he could tell which one was their donkey.
Thibodeaux walks to the first donkey and lifts up the tail. "No, thas not our donkey!" So Thibodeaux goes to the next donkey, lifts the tail and says, "Boudreaux, thas not our donkey neither!" Thibodeaux walks to the last donkey, lifts the tail and says, "Boudreaux, none of dem are ours!"
Boudreaux is puzzled and asks, "Thibodeaux, how you know thas not our donkey?" Thibodeaux taps his head and said, "Cos I remember when we come in dat gate....the guy done said, "Hey! look at dem two assholes on dat donkey!"
If you are going to walk on thin ice, you may as well dance!