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Old June 7th, 2008, 09:10 AM
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At last.... A REAL Man's Chain Letter!

This chain letter was started in hopes of bringing relief to other tired and discouraged men. Unlike most chain letters, this one doesn't cost anything!

Just send a copy of this letter to five of your male friends who are equally tired and discontent. Then bundle up your wife and/or girlfriend and send her to the man whose name appears at the top of the following list, and add your name to the bottom of the list.

When your turn comes, you will receive 15,625 women. One of them is bound to be better than the one you already have.

At the writing of this letter, a friend of mine had already received 184 women, four of whom were worth keeping.

This chain also brings good luck. One man's pit bull died, and the next day he received a Playboy playmate.

An unmarried Jewish man living with his widowed mother was able to choose between a Hooter's waitress and a Hollywood super model.

You can be lucky too, but DO NOT BREAK THE CHAIN! One man broke the chain and got his wife back again.

Let's keep it going, men! Just add your name to the list below.

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Bill Clinton
780 3rd Ave
New York, NY 10017

Billy Clinton
780 3rd Ave.
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Billie Clinton
780 3rd Ave.
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B. Clinton
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William Jefferson Clinton
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W. Jefferson Clinton
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W. Jeff Clinton
780 3rd Ave.
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W. J. Clinton 780 3rd Ave.
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W. Clinton
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William J Clinton
780 3rd Ave.
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Willem Clinton
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Wilhelm Clinton
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Billy Clinton
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Willie Clinton
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Will Clinton
780 3rd Ave.
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Mr. Hillary Clinton
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I think my husband would like this
Is that you Hillary?

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