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Old June 14th, 2008, 08:53 AM
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T-G-I-F vs. S-H-I-T

A business man got on an elevator.

When he entered, there was a blonde already inside who greeted him with a bright,
'T-G-I-F.'

He smiled at her and replied,
'S-H-I-T.'

She looked puzzled and repeated,
'T-G-I-F,' more slowly.

He again answered,
'S-H-I-T.'

The blonde was trying to keep it friendly, so she smiled her biggest smile, and said as sweetly as possibly,
'T-G-I-F.'

The man smiled back to her and once again said,
'S-H-I-T.'

The exasperated blonde finally decided to explain.

'T-G-I-F' means 'Thank Goodness It's Friday.' Get it, duuhhh?'

The man answered, ''S-H-I-T' means
'Sorry, Honey, it's Thursday'
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Thanks CQ!!!! that is one of those funny ones I forgot to remember...
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