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Old June 30th, 2008, 05:17 PM
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after a long flight from edinburgh to new york the captain went on the intercome to thank the passengers for flying with delta airlines unknown to him he left the intercome on he turned round to his co pilot and said once i get off i am going to get a bottle of whisky and get p****d and after that i am going to s**g that new blonde stewardess the stewardess rather embarrased ran up to the cockpit to tell the pilot but half way up an old lady stopped her and said its o k dear hees going to get p****d first
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Yes,,,it sounds as though the stewardess was in somewhat of a hurry doesn't it. Wouldn't even give the poor pilot time to get p*#@**%ed first...Sometimes we pilots get no respect...

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