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Old July 9th, 2008, 10:55 AM
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Mildred, the church gossip and self-appointed monitor of the church's
morals, kept sticking her nose into other people's business. Several
members did not approve of her activities, but feared her enough to maintain their silence.

She made a mistake, however, when she accused George, a new church member, of being an alcoholic after she saw his old pickup parked in front of the town's only bar one afternoon. She emphatically told George (and several others)" that everyone who saw it parked there would know exactly what he was doing". George, a man of few words, stared at her for a moment and then just turned and walked away. He didn't explain, defend, or deny... He said nothing.

Later that evening, George quietly parked his pickup in front of Mildred's
house... Walked home.. And left it there all night.

You Gotta love George...!!!!
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Old July 9th, 2008, 12:01 PM
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Pay Back Time!!!!! You go George!!!
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Old July 9th, 2008, 12:52 PM
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Good people sleep peaceably in their beds at night only because rough men stand ready to do violence on their behalf.

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She reminds me of someone here at work
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