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Old July 14th, 2008, 05:03 PM
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my brother billy is a wee bit short in the brain department, he went for a job as an assistant to a blacksmith ' during the interview the blacksmith asked him have you ever shoed a horse before billy replied no but i told a donkey to f### off shoed shooed get it
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Ugh!!! No.
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Oh yeah now I get it...Oh wait, no I don't


I guess he who laughs last, didn't get the joke.
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Old July 15th, 2008, 10:55 AM
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Where did your brother find a blacksmith
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I don't even UNDERSTAND the joke...let alone 'get it'.
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Old July 16th, 2008, 08:56 AM
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I am so glad I wasn't the only one that didn't get it/understand it.
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CNoid are you laughing at the joke or at the class?????

If you are laughing at the joke you must "get it" please explain it to the class.
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Old July 16th, 2008, 04:46 PM
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Shoo fly, get it Shoo donkey!
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Shoo fly, get it Shoo donkey!
I saw "f### off shoed shooed get it"...and that was just the last part.
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Looks like I came too late to explain!!! Yes I got it and laughed that no one else got it.
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Looks like I came too late to explain!!! Yes I got it and laughed that no one else got it.
I wanna laugh too!

Please translate.
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hmmmm,,,It's a mystery to me too!
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even if you explained it to me I wouldn't get it.
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Oh brother where art thou............
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Default brother billy part 2

i think the joke about brother billy went down like a lead balloon maybe british and american jokes are taken in the wrong context the word i am looking for is houmer humere i cant spell it but any way it got a lot of replies dont take every thing serious guys if anyone can spell it let me know
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Old July 20th, 2008, 07:45 PM
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um, humor

....but this ain't it
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