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Old July 18th, 2008, 08:05 AM
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Make Me Feel Like a Woman

On a transatlantic flight, a plane passes through a severe storm. The turbulence is awful, and things go from bad to worse when one wing is struck by lightning. One woman in particular loses it.

Screaming, she stands up in the front of the plane. "I'm too young to die," she wails. Then she yells, "Well, if I'm going to die, I want my last minutes on earth to be memorable! Is there anyone on this plane who can make me feel like a WOMAN?"

For a moment there is silence. Everyone has forgotten their own peril. They all stare, riveted, at the desperate woman in the front of the plane.

Then a man from Texas stands up in the rear of the plane. He is handsome: tall, well built, with dark brown hair and hazel eyes. He starts to walk slowly up the aisle, unbuttoning his shirt.

..........................One button at a time......

. ........ .................. .No one moves..................


He removes his shirt................



Muscles ripple across his chest..........


............................She gasps....................................



..........................He whispers,...............................


"Iron this...and then get me a beer."
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I thought It would have a Happy ending!!!


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HaHaHaHa, sounds like my husband
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I thought It would have a Happy ending!!! CQ Said


CQ- It does have a happy ending .......... for the guy!!!!!!!
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..... for the guy!!!!!!!
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I must be thinking of a different "happy ending"


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I thought It would have a Happy ending!!!


Sounded like a happy ending to me.

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I thought It would have a Happy ending!!!


Sounded like a happy ending to me.

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Hey at least he took off his shirt. I would ask if he wanted the pants ironed too.
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Hey at least he took off his shirt. I would ask if he wanted the pants ironed too.
Hey he might need his underwear ironed too!!!
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Hey at least he took off his shirt. I would ask if he wanted the pants ironed too.
Hey he might need his underwear ironed too!!!
Oh boxers or briefs I hope he has on tighty whiteys
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Ok now I'm having a visual moment I'm thinking this guy from Texas looks something like this........


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AH man I can't see the picture cause I'm at work.
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take my word for it OMG too hot to handle
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I can see it now. Nicey nice.
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yep, I think that would/could make you feel like a woman!!
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ah geeeezzzzz..you women are worse then us men ::
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ah geeeezzzzz..you women are worse then us men ::

WOW...The most truthful thing I heard on this thread
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Ok now I'm having a visual moment I'm thinking this guy from Texas looks something like this........


oohhh laa laaa!! im hoping for NO underwear!! **drool***
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So glad I love to iron. Who's next???

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